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[danny1541]

<>Please do not read this thread if you love Animals<> - There is your warning so you cant **** me off and i didnt mean to do this..



I just popped the petrol garage to get myself some snacks to watch a film to.. Was parking up afterwards and heard a noise, felt like something was under the wheel... there was nothing in the road though so god knows what it could've been...

Got out and found next door's cat under my rear, off side wheel!! Flat as a pancake....

I can hardly go knocking on their door at this hour, nor leave a note

I just hid it in the hedges and will hope no-one notices... am I going to hell?

Or is there a easy way i could hide it? Ideas anyone?

[Neversoft]

Well I would just leave it in the road if it was me. :s Not being horrible or anything but you didn't mean to do it and don't want to get in a load of trouble with your neighbours so its probaly the best thing to do.

[danny1541]

I would of just left it there but there is loads of stuff.. over the wheel so i need to clean that off aswell... and its all over me parents drive

[FlyingJesus]

You put it in the hedges? That's the funniest thing I've EVER heard.

[danny1541]

Well i was not gonna pick it up and take it far had to shovel it up and i needed to watch me film so yeah.. i think i am trully going to hell.

[Moose]

First off, you should leave it in the street to make it look "natural"... call animal control to have it removed and get your neighbor to see what happened.

[FlyingJesus]

A flat cat is not natural by anyone's standards.

[Moose]

A flat cat is not natural by anyone's standards.

Ok, the cat is in the road... where are all the flat dead animals found? in the sidewalk? No... the road is a smart place to place it because cars pass by there all the time... so the cat was run-over.

[danny1541]

I panicked under pressure.. So it went in the hedges. But i shall be a big boy and tell the neighbours what i did I just have no idea how im gonna break the news to them..

Although they already hate me so im not losing out on much.

[FlyingJesus]

Fair enough, but they're probably going to be alarmed when they find that their cat is now only 2" high, so why not add some humour by throwing it in a bush? Seems logical to me ^_^