I punched my teacher

[omgabear]

I was sitting in BCT (Business communications and technology) when our teacher Mrs. Smith (A fat, short 55 year old woman with short redish hair) came in.

She started talking to us about business practaces and then told us to do something on the computer. Most of the class didnt decide to do this, either did I. We just went on google and played games from there.

About 20 minutes later the teacher came up to me and asked how much work I had done, I said I was about half way through, she walked off and I continued to play random games.

About 15 minutes before the lesson ended she came up to my computer and asked to see my work. I said I accidently deleted it, and she started to shout at me saying I didnt do it and didnt pay attention.

She was right, I didnt do it, but I continued to lie. She then said.
"Leave the class you idiot, dont drag the rest down"

This is what sparked me, I was one of the smartest in that class, she knew it and she just threw it against me. So I punched her in the jaw, and she fell over.

The class just gasped basically all at the same time, one person laughed and a few went woohoo. She got up, with a blood nose and looked at me.

I then grabbed her head and started to make out with her vigorously my hand moving slowely up her fat plump 55 year old body. We then fell down to the floor and I took off her shirt and we continued to make out, I felt blood rush all around me, my lips were passionately pressing against her old cracked hard lips, i gotta admit, it was hot.

We continued for about 10 minutes and then we spooned for about 5, the class watching, mouths wide open in complete suprise. I then jumped back onto my computer to rewrite an exact encounter of it to you guys.

THIS IS 100% TRUE!

[Alan.]

and how much of this is true?

[tbh imo no m8]

Sounds good and get in there my son :p.

[Rawrz]

What a load of crap.

[DMB-Hosting]

How the **** can you hit a women, im disgusted.

[You]

How the **** can you hit a women, im disgusted.

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[Unpredictible.1]

Soon as i saw the thread title..i was just laughing..

[DMB-Hosting]

I would never hit a women.

[You]

I would never hit a women.

I know 'tis pathetic.

Even tho none of this story is true..

[DMB-Hosting]

I know, i doubt its true either.
If i was there not matter how much of a ***** the teacher was i would of stuck up for her and sorted you out.