Funny jokes for a change

[Jase]

G'day mates i've seen ppl post everythin bad so y not the good???
i'll start off:

Blonde walks up to the counter and says, "I'd like a Big Mac, small fries and a medium Coke please."

The lady behind the counter says, "Miss, this is a library."

And the Blonde whispers "Oops sorry! I'd like a Big Mac, small fries and a medium Coke please."

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The Discussion forum is for members to discuss their views on issues, jokes do not fall into this category and are more suited to the Anything not to do with habbo(x) section.

[Jim Rotates]

I got one...

A blonde and a brunette are falling down a cliff, who falls first?

The brunette coz the blonde asked for directions

[Ryan]

lol thought u said good .... lol jk they are cool

[Jase]

ya lol ne more?

[wootzy]

I've got one,
A blonde goes in a fish and chips and asks for 2small chips =)
(my friend did this)
boy and not blonde

[G-flow]

I've got one,
A blonde goes in a fish and chips and asks for 2small chips =)
(my friend did this)
boy and not blonde

I dont get that joke lol!

[Jase]

I dont get that joke lol!

me neither boy and not blond?

[Lµke]

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Edit By nvrspk4 Forum Mod- Please keep it clean. This is innapropriate

[Jase]

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Edit By nvrspk4 Forum Mod-Post deleted, let's move on with the thread

[Azela]

A man was walking in a park when he saw a blonde hanging from a tree by her wrist...
"what you doing up there lassie?" he asked
"I've had enough, I'm commiting suicide, GO AWAY!!"
"Ok, but shouldn't the rope be aroud your neck?"
"It was but i couldn't breathe" replied the blonde

:p