Impetuous the father of Britney Spears baby? Shocking proof here!!! :o

[Briarleaf]

This is a link to an offical Briney newsreal.

http://www.humorcolumnist.com/britneyspears.htm

If you read the 8th paragraph it will say this:

Ms. Spears was not available for comment as she is still recovering from her impetuous fling over the weekend. Her legal representatives say, however, that they do not intend to challenge the committee’s decision to boot Britney. "We are all good friends," they stated. The courts were relieved to hear this as they have already had enough stupid cases for one week.

A fling with Impetuos? How much more proof do you need?

[GommeInc]

You have got that allllll wrong.

Impetuous is a saying meaning strong emotion. Britney had a strong emotional Fling. Impetuous is not the father I dont think

Here is what it means in lameman terms...

Ms. Spears was not available for comment as she is still recovering from her strong emotional fling over the weekend. Her legal representatives say, however, that they do not intend to challenge the committee’s decision to boot Britney. "We are all good friends," they stated. The courts were relieved to hear this as they have already had enough stupid cases for one week.

the bits in this is the Impetuous parts.

[la-ur-en]

Impetuous is a girl aswell, how much more of an explanation do you need? What kind of SE do you get in school? Girls cannot reproduce with other girls, its impossible!

[Mentor]

Impetuous is a girl aswell, how much more of an explanation do you need? What kind of SE do you get in school? Girls cannot reproduce with other girls, its impossible!

going offtopic, teh medical technolgy around today would make it possible. it would envolve cloneing, which i think is currnatlu illagal still. and a few other medical techneques but in in theary its possible, athogh in theary alot of things that arant are possible :/

athogh im pretty sur ethis topic was ment as a joke, as the whole things just playing with the words a bit.

[dannyboymed]

It's a bit easy to see that this topic is a joke, relax GommeInc.

[Punky]

Lol very funny!! Some people are just too serious. Calm down folks :p

[GommeInc]

It takes me a while to find things out as jokes

[Escalabar]

It's a bit easy to see that this topic is a joke, relax GommeInc.

Toatally agree. They were only joking, no need to get all serious about it. :s

[Infrontation]

We Know he's got the meaning wrong but it was impurpose just for a larf. Anyhoo HaHa Impetuous Was Lying She/He's a Man OR Britney Is a Man.. Na She's to hawt to be a man