Good Excuse.

[Spy,]

Whats a good excuse for missing work for 3 days?

ive come up with like food posining but cant think of wut i could of had that would of done that for 3 days

any idea's?

[Brody]

dodgy kebab u had the runs

[Nixt]

"Hi! Yeah, feeling a bit ill today - the seafood didn't go down too well! Doctor reckons it's food poisoning, not going to be in today or for the next few days because I don't think everyone would be very happy with the diarrhoea. Cheers!"

Or "I've recently suffered a bereavement, I'd like a few days of to grieve".

[Spy,]

would of been a good one that garion but ive all ready had the 3 days off and rang in on first day saying im feeling very ill and i was up all night beign sick

so like that narrows things down

[benjamin]

say you had food poisoning then

[Spy,]

say you had food poisoning then

yes but wut can i say i got it from thou that would last 3 days ?

[Asher]

just say diarrhea, they'll ask no further questions.

[Minstrels]

Well at our school we have a big case of the 'Winter Vomiting Virus'. So just say you went to the doctors and he said you have the symptoms of that so you wont be in for a couple of days. By the way, your basically vomiting every hour and you also have the runs. >.>
So yeah, just say you don't want to spread it around your work.

[Nemo]

I had food poisoning for 3 days last week lol. I had some funky chicken.

[j]

yes but wut can i say i got it from thou that would last 3 days ?

Say you got Food poisioning from a family members bbq.