LMAO the worst fanfiction ever.

[Jasmin]

I laughed so hard. There are swear words.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/


My favourite parts.

"Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
“*Text Removed* Draco Draco!” I screamed having an orgism."

Um, LOL is all I can say.

"WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

Lol, yeah i jumped to the heavens.

“No, actshelly (geddit, ****) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.

LOL

He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik)

Ya, and I am gonna go have some apple die. (Get it, instead of pie cause I'm 'goffik')

"I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot."

Yeah. That's right. 'Cause you can buy pot-cigarettes at any store. Especially if you're underage.

"We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically."

Psh, passive frenching is so hot.

“Dumbeldork will get u!” Draco shooted.

*snort*

I actually think I am dumber by reading this, and I dont think its real but if it is, then that girl has something wrong with her head.

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[Mentor]

i got to chapter 2... well around the 12th line, but had to stop reading.. it was painful..

[Jasmin]

LOL, yeah same, I didnt even manage to get the chapter two, but then a friend said how funny it was, and I forced myself to read it.

[beth]

i read till chapter 12 and its the funniest thing i have ever read in my whole life LMAOO. oh mann. i love stupid people.

[velvet]

Lmao I got up to chapter 18, sounds like it was written by some horny 11 year old.

[beth]

my favourite bit was the uh "i felt depressed, so i slit ma wrists and read a depressing book while the bleeding stopped" i was like wth?! rofll.

[Into The Void]

ROFL.
What was that bit? Oh... 'Loopin was masticating over my naked body... "ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" so I put my black towel on with a picture of marilyn manson on it'

[velvet]

Lmao yeah, the whole thing was basicly.
'Uhhh i'm depressed coz i'm a vampire (GOFFICK GET IT?!!1)
Omg every1 fancis me,
So I need to the world every detail of my outfit.
-Slitz wristz-
And then some sex, well some 9-12 year old saying *Sexual Explicatory Text Removed*

It's like wth...

[Into The Void]

His "boy's thing"! XD

[beth]

i think that fanfic is a cure for depression mhmm.