Post your break up/chat up lines

[Paulio]

I was just having a random chat to someone on MSN about break up lines and thought I'd make this lol.

What chat up/break up lines do you use?

Chat up: Last one I used was "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven" (I was rekd lol, Ino it's cheesey.)

Break up: All time classic.. "It's not you, it's me"

Post yours

[buttons]

hmmm, I have a few from you that are still on my phone LOLLLL.
won't embarass ya

last break up line i received was "I just want to be single"
but the last one I gave was "I fancy your sister and it'll just be weird" OMGGGGG. I think I was wasted, but lol someone said it'd be a good idea.

i don't need to do chat up lines.

[Xarea]

Chatup lines? Hmm....

"Are you a spanner? 'Cause everytime I see you, my nuts tighten."

or, my classic...

"You don't sweat much for a big girl, do ya?"

[lew!]

chat up line:
"ive decided to go ugly early."

[Fishermaaan]

break up:

listen ye, i no u cheated on me. its over.

[FlyingJesus]

Just punch them in the mouth works for both

[e5]

"It's not you, it's me"

lol

not mine

[Loser]

Chat up:
"Get on the floor and lose the clothes, *****!"

Break up:
"And don't you call the police, or I'll be back!"

I'm kidding, I'm not really a rapist.

[Robby]

chat up line: Nice legs what time do they open?

[msb.]

chat up line: Nice legs what time do they open?

LOL

Chatup line: The moment you walked in... I knew you wern't free...


Break up: I am sorry I have to leave... I found a better person.