Need few ideas

[Swinkid]

Put it this way, my so called "friend" trys his best to split people up.

He cant get his own girl friend.

So yh, he'll be trying to split me and my gf up soon enough, always will happen, hes tryed before. Although he knows ill beat the crap out of him if he even trys, he'll still try and pull it off.

So yh, need somit to say to my gf, making sure she dosen't belive my "friend". Okay, maybe she should belive me more, but there is a slight chance he'll try it on.

So yeh, most comments welcome, i dont want any arguements or anything.

Useful ideas will get +REP

[Casual]

Was she around when he split your other mates up? If so just relate back to that and show her a really good time and that she won't want to give you up. And if he does try it take him round some where and give him a few words n if he's still feeling cocky after that just smack him n possibly do some damage to his face. your mate sounds like a complete ***, ask him why he can't get a gf then just isolate him from your group

[Ramones]

YEAH, just make up a hypothetical situation where he tried to split up two of your 'mates' before
So just casually bring it into conversation like, yeah he's a right *** he tried to split two of my mates up that i know from zxcvsdu. And she'll know that he's a ***. know what i mean?