All my turds float and wont flush..

[Jack.Lfc]

Does this mean i have something wrong with me?

[Spy,]

was bored seen ya post so googled it lol

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Content/float.html

hope that helps of just google floating poo lol

[Jack.Lfc]

Dam looks like i could have something wrong with me.

Went to portugal ended up with the wild ****es and vomiting for a week. Get home and keep doing floaters. why cant i **** normally

[luce]

Vegetarians would have you believe that the "perfect" stool (that is, one uncontaminated by the consumption of animal parts) is the Floater. Many vegetarians have spent their entire lives in the quest to produce perfection -- when in fact no particular diet can reliably produce Floaters. The vast majority of us bring forth Sinkers.

Sinkers really need a good P.R. person -- they have gotten a bad rap over the ages. Sure, Floaters are cute and all, but a good solid Sinker will never let you down

I lol'd at that. well i dnt think anything is wrong with you unless you have CF. ER i think ur eating too much fat :eusa_danc

[Jack.Lfc]

I havnt eaten proper for like 3 weeks as i just keep vomatin or ********.

[Jack.Lfc]

Think i could have kidney stones, not like it has anythign to do with this like..

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[Catzsy]

I havnt eaten proper for like 3 weeks as i just keep vomatin or ********.

You seriously need to have a check at the doctors. A friend of mine had exactly the same symptoms and it turned out she had contracted food poisoning while she was away in Spain and had to have antibiotics.

[Describe]

You haven't got enough fibre in your system for your stool to build up. Take Catzy's advice considering you may have food poisoning.