Silly Similes - Ends 12th July

[Phil]

A simile is a figure of speech comparing two unlike things using the terms 'like' or 'has'. For example, 'As black as coal'.

I've taken five similes and I have removed the last word. Where there is a blank, you must insert your own word for each of them. Submit your answers by replying in this thread. The most interesting ones will win.

1. As clear as _______
2. As common as _______
3. As hairy as _______
4. As hot as _______
5. As nutty as _______

Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep

[=Lizzy]

1. As clear as window
2. As common as comp staff
3. As hairy as a Gorilla
4. As hot as the sun
5. As nutty as a professor

[Yupt]

1. As clear as the sky
2. As common as corrupt MP's
3. As hairy as Wolverine
4. As hot as Yupt
5. As nutty as a chestnut tree

[Muct]

1. As clear as a hot summer days sky.
2. As common as having a cookie in your lifetime.
3. As hairy as a teenager.
4. As hot as the Suns beams spreading across half of the world to give light.
5. As nutty as a pack of KP.

[Colossus]

1. As clear as mud
2. As common as dirt
3. As hairy as an ape
4. As hot as a fire cracker
5. As nutty as a fruitcake

[Samantha]

1. As clear as _______ an overcast sky
2. As common as _______ a hamster on a jet-ski
3. As hairy as _______ a Sphynx cat
4. As hot as _______ a lava flow
5. As nutty as _______ Scrat from IceAge

[Vodka,habboau]

1. As clear as _______ a seathrough tshirt.
2. As common as _______ a turtle appearing in a toilet
3. As hairy as _______ the habbo "polar bear sofa"
4. As hot as _______ my mum. lol jokes. eating curry then taking a ****.
5. As nutty as _______ that pack of fruit and nut chocolate I bought ..

[Pigperson]

1. As clear as air
2. As common as genitals
3. As hairy as your hair growing two more strands of hair on it and so on causing a chain reaction
4. As hot as pigs after rolling around in their makeup (mud)
5. As nutty as nutella chocolate spread mhmmm

Will

[Gina]

As Clear as the spare bedroom we own
As common as the number or harrys in the world
As hairy as my stepdads armpits
As hot as the boy im going out with
As nutty and a squirrel pukeing


Gina kty

[.:MISTA-EMM:.]

1. As clear as a greasy McDonald's rapper
2. As common as a bad joke
3. As hairy as an ape's arm pit
4. As hot as a burnt chilli pepper
5. As nutty as a mad man's burger