Super Storytelling! - Ends 8th June

[ChickenFaces]

I've always had a thing for superheroes. I always daydreamed when I was little about what it would be like to be invisible or fly, and I loved making up stories about my favorite superheroes. But now I wonder how good your story-telling skills are!

Create a superhero battle scene that must include the following:

• Batman
• Superman
• Your own villain

Good luck! The most interesting and creative will win. Post your story in this thread!

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[Samantha]

Disaster struck, Batman a.k.a Bruce Wayne had no escape, had he met his match? The evil and deadly Saltatious had corrupted him. Got his crew, and trapped him in his own establishment. His powers became useless, he saw no way out. But then, his mind was tingling, he dared to battle Saltatious. He lashed out, arms, legs and other body parts flew around the room, and he used the SuperHero call and Superman came as fast as lightening - if not faster. The evil Saltatious and the minions began to erupt again into a fiery blur. But now, this was no match for the SuperHeros. As if by magic their powers were restored, as if to say they work well - but only when they are together. They carelessly threw furniture, thrashed minions and pounced on Saltatious to become victorious in a battle once again - they succeeded. And now they wait, until the next time.

[Nemo]

I will do mine in the theme of a song, which later becomes a story;

BATTTTTTTTMAAAAANNNNNNNN! Runnin' down the highway, evil truck comes the other way, SPLATTTTTMANNNNNNN. However superman flies in just after the accident and is able to save Batman as he takes him to the hospital to recover from his injuries that were sustained by the evil truck. Batman soon recovers and him and superman are back out to fight crime!

[sammy]

Batman had just finished saving another person in danger, and was just nipping into McDonalds for a Big Mac. He went to sit down at his seat and wait for his order, and he saw the one and only Superman! They decided they would eat together, and the waiter came to give them their meal. He was dressed up very formally for a McDonalds worker, and Supers was sure he'd seen the mysterious man before. Batman pulled on his skin, and a mask fell off! Behind the mask was the evil ChickenFaces! She had chickens for faces, 3 of them to be exact, all coming from her Habbo body. Superman pulled out his ray gun and shot one of the chicken faces, but two more grew back in it's place! He realised that he would have to go for her pixel body, and Batman extended his long arms and broke off her short, stubby, Habbo leg!! She was bleeding bubble juice all over McDonalds' floor, and she finally vanished into thin air. Superman and Batman cleared up all the blood and threw her body in the bin, then carried on eating their Big Macs, sharing fries and a McFlurry.

[Pigperson]

The night of the thunder storm, Batman woke up and found himself in a cave, isolated from sanity and people. Robin was nowhere to be seen He had his Batman Belt taken away, he had no help. He was forced to take the outside path on foot not knowing what was out there in the dark. The usual sounds were heard like the cracking of twigs and the hooting of owls. It was as if there were things moving about all around him. Batman found a hut which had a flickering light coming from it. Batman chose to visit the hut and opened the door. BANG!

Batman woke up in the hut the morning after to see Robin which was a huge relief. Robin accidentally hit Batman thinking that he was a enemy. Robin told Batman about what happened the night before. He said, "That evil Clugagon launched an attack on you and we had to hide and take cover in this hut. I fell asleep and I guess you went wandering around and ended up in the cave." Batman asked, "Then what happened to my Batman Belt?" Robin answered, "Oh no, I think Clugagon took it!" Batman started to cry and a trickly of liquid fell from his trousers. Without Batman's Belt, him and Robin had no chance of defeating Clugagon. The team decided to get there phonebook out to find Superman. Superman came along to help a fellow hero.

The day after, the heroes located Clugagon in Manhattan causing trouble in a park. The heroes flew over and fought back. Superman was knocked aside by Clugagon followed by Robin. It was just up to Batman who was without his belt. Cunningly, he jumped into the pond and stayed there for a few seconds. Clugagon came to look and put his head in the pond. Batman then jumped up onto Clugagon's head and pulled out the green wire from his back. The Batman belt was recovered and the team went to celebrate at Catwoman's treehouse. Unknown to them, Clugagon had a back-up programme...

Will

[SinglePringle15]

CRASH !

There was a loud noise on the roof of the work block. Suddenly this incredible creature flooded thre the drainage system. The workers had no escape only 2 people could save them now...

Batman and Superman flew in threw the windows - then Batman grabbed the phone
"OH NO THERE'S NO SIGNAL" yellep Batman trembling in fear.

Superman winked,
"I have a special weapon to get rid of this evil Squidzoid." he mimed

A few minutes later there was a giagantic BANG!

Superman had knocked down the storecuboard door and grabbed the hoover and plunger. He then plunged the toilet and Squidzoid flew out it grew and grew...
Batman started attacking the mosterous beast with the hoover it worked!

But then the monster escaped out of the grips of the hoover, everyone ran around hidin under desks and jumping out of windows. Batman grabbed his laser and flashed it into Superman's eyes.
His plan had worked!
Superman fell to the floor in a deathly pain - then the monster approached Batman, while the thing was distracted Superman pulled his self off the floor and jumped on Squidzoids back, he stuck an ice cube into his back - the monster froze very quickly. Batman chopped him into little cubes...

After that they all had a drink with funny looking ice cubes in them...

[Santorefish]

Batman was in a desserted factory when, SLIMEBOY jumped out from a box and slimed batman against the wall. He was stuck and there was no way of him getting out! it was at this time he remembered that he has his SUPERMAN DISTRESS SIGNAL

On pressing this button an extremerly high pitch noise went out which only superman could hear, he flew gracfully over all the buildings straight to where batman was trapped. Slimeboy turned and shot slimeball but superman used his forefield to protect himself, the slime bounced off his forcefield and landed straight on slimeboy, trapped by his own medicine

15mins later the police arrived, batman and superman said in unison 'take him away boys'


The end

[The Don]

The wind howled through the empty streets and whistled past dozens of deserted cars and shops. Footsteps echoed through the once hectic and life filled hell hole which they call Gotham city. A shady figure emerges from the shadows and continues running anxiously. Something was wrong. The ruff looking man, who fashioned two enormous arms the size of tree trunks, looked frantically over his shoulder to check he wasn’t being followed. A smile formed on his face, he thought he was alone.
Shortly behind the stocky built man crept a lone vigilante, watching with eyes of a hawk everything this thug did. Waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The man entered his destination with his hand tightly wrapped around a mystery item, cleverly concealing it past the guards and in he went to Gotham bank.

Meanwhile...

The Bat symbol shined up in the sky and immediately brightened up the whole of Gotham city. An alert Bruce Wayne jumped almost instantly into his bat suite and was off to the save the day. He knew something big must of been up, all the police lines were busy and every channel had a news broad cast on it. Batman lept out of his mansion and swung off his grappling hook into the warmth of his bat mobile. The engine let off a loud roar and Batman was off to save the day.

Back in Gotham bank anarchy ensued. The loan thug pulled out a high calibre pistol and let off several shots each with pin point accuracy killing with every strike. Almost in a single motion all of the banks security guards fell lifelessly to the floor another grin formed on this raging lunatics face.

The loan vigilante who had previously stalked this Villain fell into deep shock, he never knew his target could of been this dangerous, he had to act fast...
The gunman inside the bank let off a loud cackle as he violently hurled a smoke grenade down at the floor. Silence filled the misty bank for a small moment. This short filled moment was shortly followed by the sounds of zips being pulled and shirts being torn. Out of the smoke emerged the now equipped man. The vigilante silently watching from the skylight window was shocked. It was his arch nemesis, The Iron man of Doom. The man was now wearing a grey cast iron mask which covered all of his head. Standing menacingly at 6ft4 and wearing a bright red bullet proof outfit which covered the whole of his body.

Batman quickly made his way into the Bank and up the flight of stairs, he kicked the door through and this was it, the showdown.
The Iron man of doom quickly spun around and emptied an entire magazine into batman. The bullets weren’t a match for Batman’s bullet proof armour but the shear impact from them sent Batman hurling towards the floor knocking him unconscious. The civilians in the bank could only watch in awe as this now insane brute ruthlessly beat the now unconscious batman, kick and punching him in the head.

The sound of glass distorted the sound of bones breaking as Spiderman swung in through a window and hurled himself towards the iron man. Sending a flying kick into the back of iron mans head sent the villain crashing towards the floor. Spiderman quickly entangled him in web, hoping to snare the brutal thug, it was no use. The iron man of doom proved to strong and ripped right through the web. Now angry as ever he raced towards spidey building up a huge speed and tackled him to the ground.
The ironman seemed victorious, standing above the both defeated batman and Spiderman in triumph. He pulled out a bone handled machete and lifted spiderman of the floor by his neck. About to go in for the kill, the now deranged iron man of doom looked taungtly into the eyes of spiderman. “Any last wor...” The Villain dropped spiderman to the floor and fell towards the ground. From behind the shadow of the Iron man of doom emerged Superman. He looked down, embarrassed at his fellow superheroes. Batman opened his eyes, “than..” before batman could finnish saying thank you, Superman flew out the window and into the distance. Superman had saved the day... Again.

The End

[Yupt]

Batman and Superman realise they are actually incest and are both called Marvel! They together made many fabulous films making a great story, only to be ruined by the evil 'Walt Disney Monster' who made silly cartoon drawings of them and made a load of rubbish up which ruins the whole story.

To be continued.. maybe.