Hallelujah - Ends 12th August

[Inseriousity.]

Religion has been around for a long time but they're all so similar that it all feels same old, same old. With more and more people turning away from religion, it's time for change. This is where you come in. The aim of this competition is to create your very own religion! You may want to include the following:

- Name
- What/who you worship
- At least 3 rules
- What is your religion's aim in life?
- A theory as to how the world will end!

You don't have to limit yourself to those 5, it's just a guide if you're stuck! The most creative and interesting religion will win. Go as crazy as you like, religions normally are (Flying Spaghetti Monster anyone?)! Post your entries in this thread, good luck!

Prize: 1 month VIP + 25 rep

[KebabJuice]

Name : Babylonian
Worshipper: The Roman God Of Love (Eros)
Rules:
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not hit thy wife
Thou shalt not commit treason
Religion aim: Bring love to the world and stop poverty and evil!
Theory how world will end: A Giant Duck will lay an egg and it hatches into a mutated duckzilla and our nuclear arms wont even scratch it!

[Nemo]

- Name - Interniaty
- What/who you worship - The Great, Internet.
- At least 3 rules -
1) Thou shalt remain a virgin
2) Thou shalt be fat.
3) Thou must use atleast 5 internet phrases a day.
- What is your religion's aim in life? - To spread the word of the internet, in order to create a new world on the internet where everyone can live.
- A theory as to how the world will end! - Either when everyone in the current world becomes a part of Interniaty, or when the sun explodes in 50 years.

[Santorefish]

- Synietist
- The only person you should devote your life to and worship is yourself
- 3 rules:
Thou shalt not worship anybody or anything
Thou shalt not wish you are anyone else
Thou must be happy within marrige
- To make the world happier and everyone to belive in themselves and feel good about themselves aswel
- The world will end in the year 3000, when the whole world believe in Synietist, but one dark wizard will try to imagine what everyone should look like and should do and look like, this will spark a universal war and the world will be blown up as two atomic bombs colide in mid-air.

Synietist - JOIN NOW!

[Fandle]

- Name - Interniaty
- What/who you worship - The Great, Internet.
- At least 3 rules -
1) Thou shalt remain a virgin
2) Thou shalt be fat.
3) Thou must use atleast 5 internet phrases a day.
- What is your religion's aim in life? - To spread the word of the internet, in order to create a new world on the internet where everyone can live.
- A theory as to how the world will end! - Either when everyone in the current world becomes a part of Interniaty, or when the sun explodes in 50 years.

omg that's exactly the same as what i would have said.
apart from the last sentence.

Edited by Alex3213 (Assistant Competitions Manager): Please only post competition entries here. This is not to comment on, if you have a unique idea, please post it.

[.Devilish..]

- Name- The Empire of the Evil puppy aliens.
- What/who you worship- We are worship the evil puppy aliens who control everyone and what they do. They are around us all the time and when we do good things they punish us. If we do bad, they reward us. They are like little pieces of satan who promote evil all the time.
- At least 3 rules
I promise promote violence to everyone i meet.
I Promise to murder whoever displeases me.
I promise to encourage terroism to others around me.
I promise to worship no other god , other than the council of the evil puppy aliens.
- What is your religion's aim in life?
The Religon's aim in life is to rule the world, by taking advantage of people and not taking no for an answer. If by the end of their life they have bestowed pure evil upon themselves, in everything they say and do they have done their duty in life.
- A theory as to how the world will end!
The world will never end, but all the good people who are kind to others will be punished for their works. All the evil people of the empire of the evil puppy aliens will get on a spaceship to go back with the council of the evil puppy aliens to their home planet. Zokeyelle (Zok-hey-elle) where they will live in evil and complete their final mission. To blow up earth and get rid of all the nice people in the world.

The 7 Sacraments of The Empire:
1. Evilisation
Between the ages of Birth- 2 years.
Where there parents choose to evilise them into the empire. They are blessed with the evil hand of satan and are given a life of pure evil.
2. The Gift of the holy chocolate biscuit.
Aged 7
One of the most important things in life is doing things you aren't meant to do. So the holy chocolate biscuits repersents all the bad choices in life, which are then recieved by the communicant. They are given the power of evil within them. It is recieved everyday in between meals.
3. The bestowing of pure evil.
Aged 12-15
By this age they should have decided whether to join the community of darkness or to live a life of good. They are given a anklet of evil which they are to wear for the rest of their lives. It is a communication device with the evil council to tell them when they are in need of help, when wanting to conquer another empire.
4. The inconnection of love.
Ages 18-103
When the power of love is brought into a group of two people it must be stopped. One of them is clearly not evil anymore. So they do a series of challenges to see who is the evil-ist. The loser has all their evil powers stripped of them and given back to the evil council. They are the live a life of good and in the end of the world they will have to suffer.
5. The Confession of good.
Any age.
When one has done good in the church , they have to confess immediately in a room known as the "torture chamber" . They are whipped for every good deed they have done and if they dont confess they are stripped of their evil powers and are given to satan to live a life in hell.
6. The recognition of evil.
When one decides as an evil citizen to live a life as the authority of evil. They are given to sacrament to unite them with the council of evil. They chose one person they hate on earth. Murder them in the most horrible way possible and use their body to give themselves more power.
7. The End of evil.
There is no end to evil, but you start a new beginning of a new life. As an evil puppy monster on the planet Zokeyelle and are to build an army of evil to end the world.

[-suncake-]

Name: THE FATAL SPENDERS
Worship: money/
Rules: 1) You must use love for money to get what you need.
2) if they don't give it to pick there pockets.
3) we treasure money we will find you and jack you.
aim in life: to be rich and be loved

[Becca]

- Darkitaly
- Satan
- 1. Never look after your family, you come first
2. Pray once a day
3. You can't plan things, things happen when it happens
- World dominion
- The world will expload and the people on Earth will suffocate

[louder]

Name
Spidology
What/who you worship
The amazing Spider-Man
At least 3 rules
- You must never reveal your secret identity
- The one's you love will always be the ones who pay
- With great power comes great responsibility
What is your religion's aim in life?
To keep the street's cleans, and of course - Mary Jane Watson
A theory as to how the world will end!
The lizard (Kurt Connors) will return once again, however this time he will make Spider-Man realize the lizard in him is stronger than the human. Once Spider-Man lets out his inner lizard, he will begin the infect the whole of the city with his mind games.
Although other Marvels (they're the gods of other things, but Spider-Man is the almighty), will try to stop this happening, with both Spider-Man and Kurt Conners power, they are helpless.
Then, from the alternate universe of DC, all of the DC gods will come to stop Connors & Spider-Man, aiding the Marvels. Although managing to defeat them, Spider-Man and Connors have brought out everyones inner lizard. This leaves the Marvels & DC gods having to battle the whole of the world. Although it's a good attempt, even for the gods, the entire population of earth was too much. Leaving the earth in a post-apocalyptic state, with nobody left alive but Robin. The son of the DC god, Batman.

[.:MISTA-EMM:.]

Name:
"The List"

What/who you worship:
Karma

At least 3 rules:
1. You are expected to create your own "list", describing every wrong thing you have done.
2. Any new entries to the list must be written in ink.
3. Make ammenses.

Religion's aim in life:
To be better people.

Theory as to how the world will end:
Only through Karma punishing the world for everyone living bad lives. Anarchy being the final step in man-kind.