Excuses, Excuses - Ends 7th February

[Yupt]

You've arrived late for your lesson! Oh no! You're going to need a good excuse so that Mrs Garner doesn't give you detention! For this competition you need to come up with an excuse to why you were late to your lesson so that you do not get into trouble.

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
(kindly donated by Wiizzz)

[rokgal]

-Scruffs up hear and tears clothes- *trembles, enters room* Sorry miss... I.i..i got b-b-beaten up b-b-by J-J-Jimmy and h-his gang, miss.. *trembeling whilst she yells at jimmy and his gang *

[Conservative,]

I was doing press ups on Strawberry hill...

[Gina]

I was on my way to school when I realized I didn't have any underwear on. * good combination with no tie or belt ..etc etc

nonono edit:

teacher:y r u late:
you:well i wuz walking to school wen a black cat jumped in my way so i had to go around it and crosed du street so i wudnt have bad luck
teacher:dat duz not ezplain y ur late
you:and wile i crosed du street i saw an old lady and she fel on the floor screemin out “MY HIPS” so i decide to go an help her to the hospital
teacher:and how long did that take?
you:it took about 5 minuts
teacher:and ur late bcuz u help sum1 to the hospital wich took only 10 minutes?
you:yea and wile i wuz walkin back a big marshmallow jump out and attacked me from bhind a bush and after i fought it off i came to school and here we r talkin bout y im late

[ChickenFaces]

I was sleeping with Yupt last night.

[Hayleigh]

I was entering comps miss. Jokes I fell over some air and had to go home to get a plaster >

[-Charityy]

My dog ate my homework Miss, so I had to wait on him to you know... poop. But don't worry I found it and pieced it all back together! Here you go. -smiles brightly-

[orientalframe?]

I was to busy getting down with alex.

[Catzsy]

My giraffe got run over and I had to take him the the vet.

[Cerys]

Me:Well, It's a long story...
Mrs Garner: Hurry Up, you're wasting my time, child!
Me: Long story short: That's why I am late