Texting Troubles - Ends 11th February

[Alex3213]

I don't actually use my phone, but I always hear reports of people 'texting' the wrong person! How embarrassing! However, what text could be so humiliating if you sent it to the wrong person? That's the aim of this competition so try and make it as mortifying as possible - just keep it clean as usual! You don't have to say who it was meant to be sent to and who you did send to, but you can if you think it'll add to the humiliation!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Matt]

Send this to a mate instead of your mum:

'Yh mum i changed my pants over this morning. Also can you put Mr. Snuggles in wiv the washing. If u can wash him before bedtime tonight, that would be fab! Love you mummy, Matt x0x0x0x0x0x00xx000x'

[Empired]

Turn roun' an' let me see your boom pineapple wine yah dolla' fifty all d'time!

-Sends it to my Nan by accident-

[Meloneeze.]

"I remember one time I had this dream that there was a monkey and he was naked, then there was an eggshell with a face on it that was naked, then there was Adam Sandler..."

-Sends to principal-

(Jks I don't have my principal's phone number..)

[SackRace]

hey babe xxxx wanna go out tonight?

sending this to your maw, aw god

[Jssy]

get here quick before my mum comes home
-sends to parent-

[Jay@Jay77]

If you sent this to to a wrong ex: I want you back! you're amazing and more better than her. way better shes uglehhh. take me back babyy xxxxxx

>.<

[monkey-anne]

send this to a family member instead of your friend:

i really do love porn i mean me and youlast night showing it on facebook come on that was one of the best nights ever

[Jurv]

Awkward if you send this to your friend when you were supposed to be sending it to your e-gf.

hey bbycakez mke sure u meet mi in dat sxc singlez room we met in last niite on habbo hotel x0x0x

i lov u so much nd i hope dat we will hav kidz 1 daii x0x0x

[Logandyer45]

Sending to my mom instead of my girlfriend

"Hey, you wanna go to a movie this weekend? I'll buy the tickets and food, as long as you buy my lips"

Awkward... (Note: This is made up)