[Easter] Escape Plan - Ends 8th April

[Sloths]

One Eastertime years ago in R.E I was taught the Easter story, as I'm sure many of you have been taught as well. In the story after Jesus died on the cross he was taken to a tomb cut in the rock. His body was laid there and the tomb was sealed with a large boulder. Two days later the tomb was found empty and the large boulder had been moved, they had no idea how the now living Jesus had escaped.

Make up a way Jesus may have escaped the rock tomb, may the most interesting story win!

Prize: 2 Easter Eggs, 5 credits + 10 rep

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[Katiieee]

Ummm Jesus escaped the tomb because he hit the rock so hard it fell down and it broke his hand.

[SackRace]

Escaped the tomb cause he used his special powers to fly into the sky and fly away

[Samantha.]

He found some angry birds which were luckily lying around and Jesus aimed and threw the angry birds at the boulder to destroy it!

[Andii]

ummm this competition is against religious people


how about he rose from the dead and simply walked out which is fact

[Cerys]

Jesus took the potion Juliet (romeo+juliet) took, to fake his death, but we all believed he actually was dead.
When he woke up, the wind blew the rock really hard... which made it roll out of the way of the door.

[Meloneeze.]

Jesus slammed on his guitar until all the pedestrians around were partying like it was a led zeppelin concert and deemed him holy god of everything rock and let him out. He then rose to the sky armed with a record label and the power over all.

He then banished them because they didn't believe in God

[Mewchu]

Jesus snored heavily, and his loud grunts woke him up from his deep slumber. His eyes were a little red-rimmed, as he'd been drinking a little too much red wine (which he could vaguely remember claiming was made from his own blood) recently. His head pounded and he pulled himself groggily to his feet, leaning against a huge boulder to support his stiff body. He had no idea how he'd got here, but as a fierce wine-lover this happened to him regularly, so did not consider it too much. Pulling the item from his toga pocket, he found that he had no signal on his brick, so could not call one of his disciples to take him home. Besides, although poor Jesus had a hangover, he was still not sober enough to attempt to contact a disciple. Instead, feeling invincible as he felt for the edges of the massive boulder, he knew that somehow his own strength might mysteriously get him out. He heaved, and the giant boulder gave way. He stumbled into the light outside, tripping over his toga on the way out. The light receded into one tight spot in the sky, and Jesus shielded his glazed eyes against it as he got to his bare feet. He recognised the light, and hurriedly attempted to tidy himself. "Jesus, son, what have I told you about heavy drinking?"

[Matt]

Okie Dokie

Jesus was about to be left in the rock tomb with people watching him die when the amazing super hero "Matticus" flew over to kim and threw a smoke bomb into the crowd. Whilst everyone was screaming because it hurt their eyes, Matticus got Jesus out within a matter of seconds and then teleported underground and handed him a hot cross bun and said to him "The last supper is no more". Jesus there drove off back to Heaven and gave Matticus a medal. Matticus in today's society has been forgotten because the Lock Ness Monster ate him, therefore that is why no one has heard of him :-)

Then end xx

[Gina]

Jesus was lyin in the tomb then judas dropped a mirror from the sky and it landed on a tree, and then loads of sunlight hit the mirror then bounced off onto the stone. the stone smashed into millions of pieces of rock lying on the floor. jesus heard a bang and the bang woke his body up