public transport stories

[wixard]

we've all used public transport im sure the rare times we have actually left our house

i've so many funny/weird/scary stories wbu

me and my friends were like 14 getting the bus home and it was full so had to stand on the bottom beside the driver and there was this girl and her bf and then this down syndrome man who kept slapping her in the face and nobody could move so her and her bf were just stuck there and they couldn't really do anything to the guy and she was just crying

then this other time we were on the bus and this woman was running to hop in but the doors were closing and her head got stuck and the drive started to drive with her head stuck and it was rly sad cos she just dragged along like a doll and she dropped all her shopping bags and she was like 50 and an ambulance had 2 come

then this other time someone got sick and sick and sick on the top deck on our way 2 school and everytime the bus turned a corner the sick would glide down the aisle and every1 had to lift their bags and feet up so as not to get sick on them and it was a horrible time


then on the tube once a lady sat on my lap

[sex]

i was getting bus home from school once and went upstairs and there was a junkie giving another junkie a ******* on full view to everyone. they smoked some hash after it

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mouth to genitals

[Cerys]

LMFAO AT THESE
i shouldnt laugh at one of taras but wow haha


umm

on the way back from school there was no seats left and this srsly fat man came and sat down next to me
not even joking he was huge. and he stank really bad and when i was getting out cos it was my stop the bus driver stopped really randomly and hard and i like, sat on the fat guy ;/

[Onirela]

once i was walking down the bus ready to get off it and the bus driver suddenly stopped and i went flying down the aisle and omg it was the worst moment of my life

[Kardan]

I don't have any that invlved me, but once there was this guy that got on the bus, we were on the top deck. He was acting really suspicious, constantly checking his watch and being really agigtated - I honestly thought he was going to stab someone.

He'd sat next to this teenage girl as everyone was on their way home from school (I was coming back from Uni), and they were on the front seats, and he put his legsup on the window and just spread his legs apart - he was just really really strange. I was opposite them on the other front seats and I felt horrid. Basically he was getting worse and worse with how he was acting and I'm pretty sure he started rocking in his seat.

Anyway, these two girls sitting behind them rescued the other girl by pretending they were her friends and saying that they were getting off at this stop instead, luckily she caught on and went along with it. I also moved down to the bottom deck for the last few stops...

I also have some guy that has mental issues that gets on my bus, and he says 'Ian Beale' out loud a lot, I feel bad for him because a lot of the kids just take the piss out of him, and it's not nice really.

[Eoin247]

I was on the Luas (tram in dublin) a few years ago, and was in a section full of teenagers and university students. Then the ticket inspector came on and literally everbody in that section tried to get off. Even the few adults there tried to get off. The ticket inspector just stood there not knowing what to do.

Last time I was in Paris I used the metro a lot. One afternoon when I was going to the alliance français I got into a metro train carriage where everybody was dancing and shouting. Probably the most traumatic subway ride I ever had.

i was getting bus home from school once and went upstairs and there was a junkie giving another junkie a ******* on full view to everyone. they smoked some hash after it

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mouth to genitals

Fellatio is the habbox accepted term.

[karter]

mine's not so interesting but i find it funny anyway

so i boarded a bus and I was standing and this woman in front of me was like there's seats and you cant even stand properly so go and sit and I ignored her and she was kinda mad and was constantly babbling until a bump came and i fell on her awksss and she got hurt kinda but I found it hard to control my laughter omg

[lemons]

i have witnessed a lot of black girl fights during rush hour after school


one sad story is the bus suddenly breaked and a woman's pram with a baby which was no more than 3 months fell over and the baby fell out of it and flew down the aisle it was horrible luckily it was unharmed!

[Yawn]

i have never got the bus enough to see anything interesting

[Red]

I used to take the bus to school. Schools here are segregated usually and mine is a Protestant one but you had to go through the Catholic part of the town. One day on the way home, these young people started throwing bricks at the bus and attacking us. The window beside me smashed and my friends face was all cut with glass. It was scary and usually I sat where she was so could of been me.

I used to get the last train home a lot, so you get all sorts on them. Near Christmas literally the whole train started singing Christmas carols lmao. It was hilarious.