Appsolute Rubbish - Ends 17th May

[MKR&*42]

Recently I was browsing through some old Ellen DeGeneres clips on YouTube and I came across a segment regarding useless apps that could be downloaded - they weren't just buggy or full of errors, they were simply pointless. Examples included an app that informs you whether it's dark outside (because who needs to look and check these days) and another that acts as a fan... yet doesn't blast any air out of your phone!

So, for this competition I'd like you to either A) find a real example of a completely pointless app, or B) invent your own pointless app - simply post the name and describe what the application actually does.

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

[God]

an app that tells you other pointless apps to download

[Paige.]

'An app which simulates the flickering of a wax candle has been hailed as the most pointless app ever developed.'

[wixard]

there's an app that's called 'iFrenchkiss'

you literally lick your phone screen and it's meant to tell you if your kissing technique is good or not



THERE IS NO NEED

[Chris]

"SimStapler" - press the stapler and it makes a staple noise

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...se.simstapler2