Post Your Noob Stories When You Were a Noob!

[Vb.Net]

When i first started habbo here is a funny story!Ok one time I walked into a cafe. I asked for food. There was a ham on the table. I asked "how do I eat this?" They kept telling me but I kept asking cause i thought they were joking
(i was such a noob) Lmao and now that i think about it... it was pretty funny
i got a job at that cafe also. To get rites u had to be a good waiter. I kewpt asking "Am i a good waiter am i a good waiter!?" then she closed the
cafe down! I LOVED THAT CAFE

[Absently]

Hmm i can't remember naything when i was a n00b ummm ehhh well i kept askign for jobs in public rooms

[Ellis.]

I asked Piers for a Sausage and got banned.

[Digital]

Didn't know how to move furni

[Vb.Net]

I asked Piers for a Sausage and got banned.

why did u get banned for asking for a Sausage
LMAO
I use to talk to Bots

[ASHFELT]

I remember going into a room and they were talking about givin rights out and I said [Gog I regreted this] What id rights?? how n00bish

[Aliness]

I used to think if one guy gave you rights for a room,
They'd work all over the hotel,
I went out of his room,
and I had no rights,
I went mad at him and pleaded for them back,
Lol, I feel sorry for him now

[Vb.Net]

lmao (makes post longer)
i used to beg for tickets

[Cheeseboy76]

Once upon a noobland,
When I was a noob I always tried to send f/rs to bots and try to talk to them
Then when I "magically" learnt to go into peoples rooms all I did was go in porters

[GommeInc]

I used to beg for credits in Hallway 1, until a friend of mine said you can't trade credits. Basically how I started. Not sure about any other stories?