birthday to come soon...

[lucyecc]

what should i get my mum ?

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[Biseinen]

A House .

[Rebuild]

A present?

[JT-Fan]

Perfume. The new CK one is nice [my mum hasit] it comes in a pink bottle.

[mynameishelen!]

A House .

Lmao.
I don't buy my mum anything for her birthday, cos if I do she returns it and puts the money back in my bank aco**** :p she thinks it's wrong for kids to get their parents prezzies.

[joeyjo21]

A DVD, CD or perfume?

[JT-Fan]

Buy her the Armani perfume!

[lucyecc]

Perfume. The new CK one is nice [my mum hasit] it comes in a pink bottle.

cool how much ?
u gotta pic ?

ahhhhhh u go and edit the post n it does another one how annoying delete this post please fancoo
bad accident there wont do it agen

[lucyecc]

Perfume. The new CK one is nice [my mum hasit] it comes in a pink bottle.

cool how much ?
u gotta pic ?
what price is it ranged ?

[$@m]

Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.

The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!"