Football Story :D

[Kasabian]

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Liverpool courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of
him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the Judge initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree
possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the Judge then suggested that he live with his Grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life amongst them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the Judge granted temporary custody to Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

[ross]

I don't get it.

[ilovejordan]

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Liverpool courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of
him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the Judge initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree
possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the Judge then suggested that he live with his Grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life amongst them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the Judge granted temporary custody to Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

LMAO i gather u dont like everton?

[TealArms]

Do you just never post in the right section?

[ilovejordan]

Do you just never post in the right section?

Shut up ;] most people look in this section.

[TealArms]

That still does not mean you can post it in the wrong section

[Kasabian]

LMAO i gather u dont like everton?

You got it

[ilovejordan]

You got it

lmao its a good joke + rep and teal shhhh you dont always post in the right section ;l

[TealArms]

lmao its a good joke + rep and teal shhhh you dont always post in the right section ;l

Ye and i get told i dont so go and get a life

[ilovejordan]

I have one thx. i dont fake commiting suicide.
and stealth i gta spread out rep bbz