And so it was...

[cand!hex]

I was bored... I had no more homework and wanted to make an animation
and guess what?
I wrote the script realisin' the software was deleted by my bro :@

Neways... here we go (Copies large script)

This is a short animation based on Phoenix Nights the Peter Kay series.

Characters

Tracy Una Slappins - The Club Owner & Compere
Kula Shaker - The Bar Manager
Jimmy Shocks - DJ and Electrician
Harry Hook - The Cloakroom Attendant
Claudius Maximus Rimmer - The Lavatory Cleaner
Elvis Friar - Tracy’s ex Husband
Olga Pixbutts - Tracy’s Nanny
Queenie slappins - Tracy’s Mother
Albert slappins - Tracy’s Deceased Father




Scene 1 Entering the club Habbix Nights

It is a rainy stormy dark night as Jimmy Shocks pushes Tracy in her wheelchair up the ramp to the clubs front door. They are both getting wet and complaining about the weather. Jimmy fumbles with the lock and this annoys Tracy even more.

Lightening flashes and lights up the front of the club brightly.

Tracy: Come on Jimmy get the ruddy door open it’s a filthy night.

Tracy: It’s all right for you Jimmy you’re not in this contraption.

Tracy: You know how it traps water round me backside.

Jimmy: Have you gimme right key, Tracy?

Tracy: Course its right key you “lump ead”.

Tracy: Come on ged inside it’s a filthy night an ave only got mi mini skirt on.

Jimmy: Oh I hadn’t noticed

Tracy: Never mind just ged inside


Jimmy finally gets the door open and they enter the club which is in complete darkness.

Tracy: Put big light on

Jimmy: What’s big light?

Tracy: Yer know big light

Jimmy: Which is big light

Tracy: Yuv worked ere ten years an yer don’t know switch fert big light

Jimmy: Aye know were big light switch is in yer front room at ome,

Jimmy: but ther all big lights here Tracy. It’s a club it’s full a big lights.

Tracy: Aye mean one that we always pud on when we come in Jimmy, ged on wit’ it.

Jimmy puts the lights on at the same time there’s a crack and fizzle
As Tracy’s Wheelchair shorts out. The lights go out again.

Jimmy: What the ell war that?

Tracy: Don’t blame me it’s weather, it’s all that water got intu workins ‘o’ mi lectric chur.

Jimmy: Yuv fused all lights wi that thang. Eh Tracy any last words?

Jimmy: Ged out of it fore it fries yer. Aye know you believe inta death penalty but that eap’s just a suicide trap.

Tracy: Jimmy at moment it’s only thing givin us any light. Yourt electrician get light fixed.
Tracy: As fert last words yeah when yuv finished yer fired yer great wassock


Jimmy: Am sic a been sacked yer do id evry week bout summut

Tracy: Ave given you a job fert last three years int hope that one day yerd werk yer way up from imbecile to idiot but id asn’t appened as it Jimmy. Yer just as feeble as first day aye set eyes on yer useless spotty face. So evry week I ave te sack yer ta remind both of us both ‘o’ my charity an your ignorance. Stop aping around an get on wi fixin light.

Jimmy is banging around somewhere in the darkness and eventually the lights
come on and the club is lit up in all its glory. Tracy is bedraggled, wet and hair
messed up.

[Lizits]

Candi, Woooah! seriously u should apply for that cyanide thing Altho I know you can be wierd ^_^ 10/10... Really funneh

[ideabox]

I was bored... I had no more homework and wanted to make an animation
and guess what?
I wrote the script realisin' the software was deleted by my bro :@

Neways... here we go (Copies large script)

This is a short animation based on Phoenix Nights the Peter Kay series.

Characters

Tracy Una Slappins - The Club Owner & Compere
Kula Shaker - The Bar Manager
Jimmy Shocks - DJ and Electrician
Harry Hook - The Cloakroom Attendant
Claudius Maximus Rimmer - The Lavatory Cleaner
Elvis Friar - Tracy’s ex Husband
Olga Pixbutts - Tracy’s Nanny
Queenie slappins - Tracy’s Mother
Albert slappins - Tracy’s Deceased Father




Scene 1 Entering the club Habbix Nights

It is a rainy stormy dark night as Jimmy Shocks pushes Tracy in her wheelchair up the ramp to the clubs front door. They are both getting wet and complaining about the weather. Jimmy fumbles with the lock and this annoys Tracy even more.

Lightening flashes and lights up the front of the club brightly.

Tracy: Come on Jimmy get the ruddy door open it’s a filthy night.

Tracy: It’s all right for you Jimmy you’re not in this contraption.

Tracy: You know how it traps water round me backside.

Jimmy: Have you gimme right key, Tracy?

Tracy: Course its right key you “lump ead”.

Tracy: Come on ged inside it’s a filthy night an ave only got mi mini skirt on.

Jimmy: Oh I hadn’t noticed

Tracy: Never mind just ged inside


Jimmy finally gets the door open and they enter the club which is in complete darkness.

Tracy: Put big light on

Jimmy: What’s big light?

Tracy: Yer know big light

Jimmy: Which is big light

Tracy: Yuv worked ere ten years an yer don’t know switch fert big light

Jimmy: Aye know were big light switch is in yer front room at ome,

Jimmy: but ther all big lights here Tracy. It’s a club it’s full a big lights.

Tracy: Aye mean one that we always pud on when we come in Jimmy, ged on wit’ it.

Jimmy puts the lights on at the same time there’s a crack and fizzle
As Tracy’s Wheelchair shorts out. The lights go out again.

Jimmy: What the ell war that?

Tracy: Don’t blame me it’s weather, it’s all that water got intu workins ‘o’ mi lectric chur.

Jimmy: Yuv fused all lights wi that thang. Eh Tracy any last words?

Jimmy: Ged out of it fore it fries yer. Aye know you believe inta death penalty but that eap’s just a suicide trap.

Tracy: Jimmy at moment it’s only thing givin us any light. Yourt electrician get light fixed.
Tracy: As fert last words yeah when yuv finished yer fired yer great wassock


Jimmy: Am sic a been sacked yer do id evry week bout summut

Tracy: Ave given you a job fert last three years int hope that one day yerd werk yer way up from imbecile to idiot but id asn’t appened as it Jimmy. Yer just as feeble as first day aye set eyes on yer useless spotty face. So evry week I ave te sack yer ta remind both of us both ‘o’ my charity an your ignorance. Stop aping around an get on wi fixin light.

Jimmy is banging around somewhere in the darkness and eventually the lights
come on and the club is lit up in all its glory. Tracy is bedraggled, wet and hair
messed up.

YAY! I know somebody who likes phoenix nights! I like it but I dont know if that goes together.

[cand!hex]

Rofl
Its nonsense I know that XD

[ash5768]

Hmmm... ineteresting. Been watchin max & paddy .ately? Do one for that too max and paqddy is excellent.