Story

[Kasabian]

My friend chris, Me and Alex Laugh at this old woman who is imaginary.

From the words of an old lady:


"back in my day i had terrible actident. actually terrible's not the word. unbelievable the word. was it in the night, no it was in the day i remember. well i was on my bike, actually i think i was walking, well there i was and a ford car knocked me flat. was it a ford, no it was a toyota, well i wasnt actually flat i was on my side but anyway......

..stop interrubting, well were was i, oh yes. well i was on my bike or was i walking well anyway. oh i have lost my place. i will start over. well i was on my bike or was i walking well anyway. well then a tiger ran me over. no actually it was lion. no i mean a jaguar. well it knocked me flat. well actually i was on my side but i got up and then thebloke got out and told me what i was doing in the middle of the road, well i went mad.....

...well as i was saying i went mental, no actually i went mad, yes thats a better word, well i went mad and i told him f*** off you little a** hole, and he stock his finger up at me which was the style at the time, i didnt now what it ment but i guessing sorry."

"well anougher time i was in an accident, oh wait this is the same story"

[Jordan3]

What the..?

[Colourful™]

I can't stop laughing lmao! Did Chris post that on my F1 forum or my football forum? LMAO I'll tell him about this at skwl tommorow.

[Kasabian]

Both! Lmao!

[Wootzeh]

I don't think it's funny. :S

[Colourful™]

I don't think it's funny. :S

That's probably because you don't know him in real life.

[Jordan3]

That's probably because you don't know him in real life.

But he is posting it on a forum where over 99% of members don't know him in real life...

[Kasabian]

Yeah.

Wootzeh, I've being tring that tutorial on how you made your sig, By god it's hard.
But i'm a newb to Adobe ;P

[Krusty]

Thats not funny
>.>