Real Life Runescape Mayhem

[omgabear]

About 3 days ago I was on an Australian server (world 112) on Runescape. I was fishing and as usual there was the idiot of the guild there despretely seeking attention.

Eventually it led to the point that he started insulting me and calling me a macroer for not talking, which sparked a fight. He asked where I was from, I reported him and said QLD. He said where in QLD, I said where I lived and reported him again.

Eventually he said he lived near me and said he was coming to kill me, so I messaged Jagex though I was not worried about it. But today 4 kids showed up at my door.

They asked whether I was acidcantdie and I said yes. A kid on a bike got of it went right up to my door and started yelling cause I said I got his account banned. I politetly told him to "F off" and slammed the door.

About 5 minutes later I heard thumping on my roof, looked outside and the little brats were egging my house.

I went outside and told the kids to get lost or I'd call the police, and one spat in my face... thats when I got mad.

I morphed into my super duper 500ft demon eagle form and started breathing fire at the kids. But they somehow dodged it... and then I realised.

Those kids.... were ninjas...

I pulled out my machette and started swining at them, I chopped up the first one, slashed the second, hit a 32 on the third and the last was remaining...

He looked at me and said"
"You'll never stop my evil plan Acidcantdie ROFL ROFL ROFL"

He ran away never to be seen again. So I unmorphed went inside and wrote this exact encounter of it.

So yea another warning about giving your details out on runescape.

[JonJon]

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

[Sabian]

yeah same

[Steven.]

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

Agreeeed ^^^

[omgabear]

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

But that actually happened!!!

[JonJon]

But that actually happened!!!

If you grew 500 ft high, surely you would get the armed forces right at your door, trying to tame you?

[omgabear]

If you grew 500 ft high, surely you would get the armed forces right at your door, trying to tame you?

I dont think anyone saw it

[Callum.]

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

I did too

[JonJon]

So far that's 4 aginst 1 then. You really did spoil the story. Sorry.

[lew!]

I got so into that you made me Auto Log Out

But did they really spit in your face ect?