Bob

[Shinigami]

Hi, I'm Bob. This is my life story.
Born -> Murdered my Fat Babysitter -> Put McDonalds Out Of Business -> Got Run Over By A Guy On Crack Driving A Double Decker.

Today I will be telling you the story of how I Murdered my Fat Babysitter.

When I was 5 my parents planned to go on holiday for a "romantic getaway" but didn't want to take me along (so they could drink all the booze they wanted). So they got me a babysitter. Her name was "Bobina" which was a clear rip-off of my name. She weighed 127 and was three times taller than me. As soon as she arrived my parents set off. As soon as my parents set off "The Creature" jumped onto the couch (Nearly breaking it in the process) and watching late night chatshows, mostly with fat people on them...

The Next Day...

I woke up to the sound of plates smashing and vases of flowers being thrown in to the wall. I slowly got out of my bed and put on my slippers, then quietly opened a slight crack in the door. I peeked out and saw Bobina throwing plates and cuttlery around. She was proper trashing my house! NO WAY. I got my baseball bat and threw it at her head. She passed out. Then I got my dad's golfclubs and swungs golfballs into her head. Finally I got my mum's tampons and shoved 'em down her throat.

The End.

Tune in next time where we will see how I was Born.

[Kukuthebird]

Haha, nice story [:

[Condas]

niiiiceee x]

[Nia12]

Nice XXX