Deep!

[YoManGo!]

i've got a little lisp,
and i've been working on my limp wrist,
see women are a drag,
think i'm gonna be a f*ggot, man.
a mincing ninny,
prancing fairy,
merry little queen,
a bruce labruce wet dream,
with wings.

i wanna be,
i wanna be a homosexual,
i wanna be,
i wanna be a homosexual,
wanna be.

shock the middle class,
take it up your punk rock ***,
you rub your little thing,
when you so phony dykes in penthouse magazine,
so what's the difference, mr cream rinse?
you just need a man,
a beefy leather f*g,
to take you out in drag,
oh yeah.

i wanna be,
i wanna be a homosexual,
i wanna be,
i wanna be a homosexual,
wanna be.

call me a f*ggot,
call me a butt loving,
fudge packing queer,
i don't care,
coz it's the straight in straight edge,
that makes me want to drink beer,
and be a pansy,
be a homo

so shock the middle class,
take it up your punk rock ***,
you rub your puny thing,
when you see studs,
in tight jeans pass you on the street,
who wears short shorts?
you wear short shorts!
you're so full of s**t,
why won't you admit?
you don't have the balls to be a queer.

i wanna be,
i wanna be a homosexual,
i wanna be,
i wanna be a homosexual,
wanna be a how-mow-sex-you-al.


Now flame me.
Oh, and no I didn't write this.
Screeching Weasel did, I just think it's sooo good and uplifting you should see it.