My girlfriend is an idiot !

[Chadwick]

Today was just on the field getting with my girlfriend and i saw from the corner of my eye that the lads were kicking a ball at us.
So i swiftly grabbed her and pushed in front of me and the ball came and hit her slap bang in the face.
But then the stupid attention seeker fell on the floor as if she had fainted or something and everyone could see up her skirt.
Then she had to go to the medical room and when she came back she was being a right idiot with me saying it was my fault she got hit but i was like well what do you want me to do if you hadn't of been there to take the fall it would of been me that would of gotten hit.
Everyone else saw the comical side of it i don't know why she couldn't and tbh i should be the one mad at her showing all her knickers off for all the world to see :|

[Brody]

lol chuggers ul

[Chadwick]

lol chuggers ul

What does 'UL' mean ?

[womanizer]

u loose

[adidas™]

unlucky>?

[Naruto!]

lol chuggers ul

I CALLED HIM CHUGGERS FIRST
GET UR OWN NICKNAME

[Nixt]

Dump her, problem solved.

[Chadwick]

Lol my friends in school call me chuggers aswel

[FlyingJesus]

Throw balls at her yourself so she gets used to it then it won't matter

[the wombats]

oh yeah, because pushing your gf infront of you so she gets hit with a ball and you don't is an amazing way to show the girl you love her. you sound like an absolute prat, she should smack you one.