My story

[vogue]

As I step out of the black BMW, my shoe falls off. A very sexy blonde comes up to me and says "here, you lost your shoe". So I say "thank you, that's hot." And then she replies "Love ya". So then, she sticks her tongue down my throat, takes hold of my second left rib, tears it out of my body and uses it to stimulate my labia. We do this in public; but we soon head off to the bedroom. Yes, I have just had sex with Paris Hilton.

[.:.Mary.:.]

oh my god.

[vogue]

You had sex with god.

[flux]

i love the way you emphasised how she fondled your labia

[beth]

sounds gd. whens the dvd out?

[vogue]

i love the way you emphasised how she fondled your labia

Thank you. I am an author.

sounds gd. whens the dvd out?

Well, at the moment, it's only available through Sky box office.

[vogue]

Part two, will be next.

[beth]

Thank you. I am an author.



Well, at the moment, it's only available through Sky box office.

oh and how much are sky charging?