MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT EVER

[360]

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me.

I was at my girlfriends house yesterday for dinner, and shortly after i had to go and do a... well, number 2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering.

(AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair )

So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous as AC Slatering is a tough position to get into... it requires taking off your boxers. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my boxers on the floor and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer.

I turned around to see that I had not locked the door... Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

I really needed to get that off my chest

[Wayne]

Lol why face the other way?

[FlyingJesus]

That is possibly the best post that's ever been seen on this forum

[Slowpoke]

Why didn't you just get up and lock the door when you heard someone coming?

[dirrty]

LOL GUTTED!!

[360]

I think my gf will find it kinda funny and understand but i'm not so sure about her mom. She'll think i'm a right wierdo and she'll probably always give me wierd looks when she sees me now

[scottish]

slow it would've fell on the ground LOL

[MeRkAgE]

LOL, why did you sit in that position?
That made me laugh when you said you were trying to push it out lool!

[scottish]

if you were even thinking about it you'd do it in your own house LOL not in someone elses house without door locked LOL

[camera]

*** HAHAHAHA. thats ******* hilarious! omg like your rep is officially ruined! thanks for sharing though xoxox
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