I wrote a room review for the news letter thing but I don't think it will get published because it's mean...


Most habbo room reviews show the best of a room, informing readers how happy and bright it is. Let's be honest, it's no fun to read about how the owner has used certain furniture to give a special meaning to the room, so let's try my way!

Read on to hear my thoughts on Tilet's "3* Le Chien Hotel" that he made for the hotel for dogs competition... Well, he made most of the rooms for that, some were from previous competitions!

Upon entry of the deserted reception I was attacked by a rabies-infested dog, laced with fleas and covered in slime. Not a great start if you ask me...

On I ventured into the hotel hallway, where I was presented with a selection of dusty teleports. I tried to double click the teleport but it sent me back out; this could only mean one thing - It didn't link anywhere! *Tut* Tilet, you really need to add rooms to your hotel!

I clicked the teleport next to the one I had previously tried to enter and went to the Swimming pool... Okay, the "swimming pool" was nice, but why were there ducks in it, not to mention the BOAT!? On the wall I found ripped stickers telling me all about the netherlands. I began to ponder... Tilet, didn't you use this room before? EUREKA! Yes, tilet used this room for the globetrekker competition, and many others before that... A bit of originality next time please!

Through the next few rooms I went to, I noticed that not alot of effort had been put into them... The cinema consisted of homemade TVs with habbos acting out a scene from starsky and hutch and the "salon" was just a tap with no running water with a rusty old deckchair to sit in - perfect, if you WANT your dog to get fleas!

Let's go on to the restaurant... Well... All I can say is WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT! An abundance of sushi and sake, but no dog bones in sight. This is supposed to be a dog hotel Tilet, not a cat hotel!

The final room that I could be bothered to look at was the "Ruins" which I, at first glance of the name, expected to be some kind of greek temple ruin but in reality was nothing of the sort. I scanned the room - some chairs, some lodge bars, some hedges and an extremely familiar monument - yup, you guessed it, Tilet's HAFTA winning boat was staring me right in the face. Please refer back to my previous statement about your swimming pool Tilet!

Would you let your dog stay here?

~ Kruella