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  1. #1
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    Default So who here reads Fmylife?

    For those not in the know, Fmylife is basically a site where be write down there ... well FML's , Its basically a repository of untold fail and hilarity http://www.fmylife.com/

    Examples:
    Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
    Today, I found out that I am being sued for losing a set of wedding photos that I took. I lost them by being mugged on the way home after the shoot and £10,000 worth of equipment was stolen from me. FML
    Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML
    I've been a reader since it first appeared, anyone else got addicted?

    Mentor

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    I check it out every now and then it's a good site.


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    I look at that site sometimes, some of the FML's are really funny.

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    WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS THE DINNER'S GONE COLD AND THE KIDS HAVE ALREADY GONE TO BED
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mentor View Post
    Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML
    Ouch @ that. I don't ever go on it but I get 'em sent to me a lot, some are hilarious.


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    i check it every other day or so.

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    everyone i know reads it. its pretty funny

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    Yeh I read it most days. This has to be my favourite;

    "Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant,but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled,"Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

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    been on a couple of times, read the best ones. just out of curiosity, are they fake cos a lot of them seem it?

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    I love that site, but I really doubt all of them are true. I remember one night I read every page lolol.

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