Iya
Mums birthday on 25th, 40th so milestone, wanna spend more than usual so 30-40 rly. Any ideas for something unique she may like

Iya
Mums birthday on 25th, 40th so milestone, wanna spend more than usual so 30-40 rly. Any ideas for something unique she may like
The other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
an inflatable elephant
cake
A walking stick
Conductor of the Runaway Train of Militant Homosexuality
A PS3?![]()
if you have a picture of you + her then get it printed off somewhere, theres loads of places where you can print pics off from your phone or camera etc.. and get a nice frame with like best mom on or somethink![]()
i love sunflowers hen.
Get one of them massive 1L wine glasses and a couple of bottles of nice wine and choclits for her![]()
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