What's your world domination plan?

[VirtualG]

I've got one. Had one for a while. If you have one post it, if dont make one up. It's got to be logical and make some sort of sense and you must believe that it can work. Ill give an example one, I've also being planning this for a while
1) Acquire 42 nuclear weapons, each with twice the power of the ones used during world war two.
2) Place them equally across the southern polar ice cap.
3) demand for control of the world, an unrealistic sum of money or Ill blow the nukes!
4) If they (whoever they is) dont follow my demands I'll detenate the nukes, causing the polar ice cap to melt instantaniously (if they all go off correctly at the same time) and the worlds sea levels will rise, not only that but the worlds oceans will be filled with radioactive matter!
(this plan can actually work, the power of 42 nuclear weapons can demolish all of Canada which is slighty smaller than the southern polar ice cap. the hardest part will be finding 42 nukes laying around)
So, whats yours?

[Pyroka]

My world domination plan is simple... kill everyone.

[Ardemax]

#1 hijack a double decker
#2 capture chuck norris to drive the bus
#3 start a tribe on the bus
#4 rob tescos
#5 rule hxf
#6 start a race of ardeloos

kthnc

[Stephen!]

I find it funny how most people would use violence to take over the world.

I would use skill and trickery. Derren Brown could probably do it.

[Pyroka]

I find it funny how most people would use violence to take over the world.

I would use skill and trickery. Derren Brown could probably do it.

All you'll get is to make the world sit down and not be able to get back up >; l hehe.

[Yoshimitsui]

What do you plan to dominate if you wipe everyone out?

[colourpot]

My world domination plan is simple... kill everyone.

THANKS.
erm im not sure. kill ryan? and then everyone laughs.

[Ardemax]

What do you plan to dominate if you wipe everyone out?

greggs

[ecstasy]

make everyone search for techno viking

[The Don]

Destroys all the worlds monuments, e.g Eiffell tower, leaning tower of pizza, lincon monument.

Then destroy the whitehouse with a missile...

Demmand a LOT of money or threaten to destroy the ice caps, if they dont pay ... run, run very far. lol

The reason for destroying all the monuments would to throw the world into chaos, especially if you destroyed them all at the same time ;D.