Cofee Leaked

[Jamesy]

It was one of the most sought after applications on the Internet until it was leaked earlier today. And now that it’s out there—and it is all over the place, easily findable by anyone able to use a search engine—we can all move on with our lives. Yes, Microsoft COFEE, the law enforcement tool that mystified so many of us (including Gizmodo~! and Ars Technica~!), is now available to download. If only there were a “bay” of some sort where, I don’t know, pirates hang out…

I’m not mentioning any names, nor will there be any screenshots, but the resourceful among you will be able to find the application. Not that it’ll do you any good, since this is how Microsoft describes COFEE, which stands for Computer Online Forensic Evidence Extractor:

With COFEE, law enforcement agencies without on-the-scene computer forensics capabilities can now more easily, reliably, and cost-effectively collect volatile live evidence. An officer with even minimal computer experience can be tutored—in less than 10 minutes—to use a pre-configured COFEE device. This enables the officer to take advantage of the same common digital forensics tools used by experts to gather important volatile evidence, while doing little more than simply inserting a USB device into the computer.

To reiterate: you have absolutely no use for the program. It’s not something like Photoshop or Final Cut Pro, an expensive application that you download for the hell of it on the off-chance you need to put Dave Meltzer’s face on Brett Hart’s body as part of a message board thread. No, COFEE is 100 percent useless to you.

Source: http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/11/06...-the-internet/

I know it says its useless to anybody but I figured I'd download it anyway. And I would give you screenshots, and have a play... but this is all I get:

[Stephen!]

It's a crappy program anyway. Not sure why there was so much demand for it.

[Recursion]

TrueCrypt anyone?

[N!ck]

Yep, it was released onto the What.cd private tracker on Friday because it had a massive bounty on it and one of the members managed to get it using their old ID. Then some idiot put it on TPB.

It's as good as useless though, it just combines things of not particularly much use into one program that it puts on a flash drive. When I tried it on my old laptop all it threw out was data like running process and some info about what's in the registry. All it can do really is get cached data that would be lost on shutdown.

And you get that error because it's designed to run on XP. If you extract the msi you can run it on anything. It's really not very interesting though.