If Footballers had facebook.

[Smits]

Found this and thought it was funny, however, it's a couple of months old so lets see if we can compile a new up-to-date one.

Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
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Craig Bellamy Soccer News Topics has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard Soccer News Topics, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Soccer News Topics Likes This.
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Tomas Rosicky Soccer News Topics is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago

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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes Soccer News Topics likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
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Sir Alex Ferguson 's wife is at Aintree

Wayne Rooney just poked Sir Alex Ferguson's wife
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Joeleon Lescott enjoyed his chat with Shaun, Wayne and Gareth

Mark Hughes Likes This
Garry Cook Likes This
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Bobby Zamora rejects Hull

Hull fans like this
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Micheal Johnson is eating a salad and is staying in tonight!

All Man City fans like this
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Chris Hughton hates Joey Barton :@ 10 minutes ago

Joey Barton has been banned on facebook

Ousmane Dabo, Jamie Tandy and 50,000,000 others Like This
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INJURY LAWYERS FOR YOU

Roque Santa Cruz, Michael Owen, Tomas
Rosicky and Owen Hargreaves joined this group
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Sheikh Mansour is going shopping tomorrow

Jolean Lescott likes this
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Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
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Daniel Sturridge is looking forward to playing at Wembley on Saturday - 1 week ago

Daniel Sturridge is looking for a new club - 4 days ago
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So basically, post what any footballer or manager might post on facebook right now.

[Arron]

Chris Kirkland I did play okay - considering I conceded 9 goals!

[Smits]

Chris Kirkland: I did play okay - considering I conceded 9 goals!

Jermain Defoe likes this

[alexxxxx]

ive got a derby player and arsenal player on facebook and it's their real ones.

[Arron]

yer same with me, not sure if they're real. i have:

Alex Ferguson
Nemanje Vidic
John O'Shea
Federico Macheda

[Ardemax]

lmao at them

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Steven Gerrard is going out tonight drinking down a pub with some mates, don't wanna cause trouble like last time

1 hour ago

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Steven Gerrard has just finished helping his son with maths homework took half an hour. lukily he is only in yr 3

2 hours ago

[Bun]

haha lovin' them, 'specially

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Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
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[CHA!NGANG]

Steven Gerrard is going out tonight drinking down a pub with some mates, don't wanna cause trouble like last time

1 hour ago
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Marlon King likes this

[alexxxxx]

haha lovin' them, 'specially

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Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
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thats a good one.

has anyone got a video from that?

[Bun]

thats a good one.

has anyone got a video from that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfdTe5Ikyo&feature=fvw

pretty longwinded mind :x