[BOYS] Your most painful accident down there?

[HotelUser]

As the title says, what's your most painful experience with an injury relating to, well, down there.

Mine would be when I was playing football, blocking a free-kick and got hammered there with the ball. Atleast our defensive wall had blocked their scoring opportunity, at the expense of my future children

[iAdam]

Racing bike, Downhill, car comes out without looking from a side road, I swerve, fall off, frame didn't move away because I had my feet locked in the pedals, instead it jammed itself between my legs. I cried so much.

[Axel]

Trying to do some complex skateboard trick but instead landing on the edge of the skateboard like


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[kuzkasate]

Slapped. I know it sounds silly but there was this thing one time when a girl "accidentally" she says, slapped them. They ached for ages.

I know a guy, who was riding his bike and crashed into a fence, something happened with them it was very serious. He lost one testicle

[myke]

just reading this thread is painful.

i don't really remember lol :/

[Hecktix]

Wii bowling

[Kieran]

One of my friends sisters kicked him and they got twisted. He had to have an op to have them untwisted.... OUCH

[HotelUser]

One of my friends sisters kicked him and they got twisted. He had to have an op to have them untwisted.... OUCH

Oh dear god.

Slapped. I know it sounds silly but there was this thing one time when a girl "accidentally" she says, slapped them. They ached for ages.

I know a guy, who was riding his bike and crashed into a fence, something happened with them it was very serious. He lost one testicle

No it doesn't sound silly, it sounds extremely painful.

Trying to do some complex skateboard trick but instead landing on the edge of the skateboard like


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Ahhhh atleast you can ride a skateboard (a)

Racing bike, Downhill, car comes out without looking from a side road, I swerve, fall off, frame didn't move away because I had my feet locked in the pedals, instead it jammed itself between my legs. I cried so much.

That sounds incredibly painful. I had a friend who had a similar incident which drew blood.

Wii bowling

I'm assuming you don't want to elaborate!

[Swearwolf]

getting them slapped from behind *with clothes on* at a party by a girl. i ran outside screaming and lay in the snow. said girl is now my girlfriend lololol

[Smits]

dog springint dow hill, me not moving, dog hitting me