Jokes. This is what makes this world interesting, not serious. It's nice to see a change from serious exams; serious coursework and all that jazz, so why don't you make me laugh once or twice, because I need to go to the doctors shortly. All I want you to do is give me the funniest Doctor Doctor joke, however see if you can make it at least half-true. Both of these things will be took into account when a winner is decided, so post here with your entry if you have the courage and think you can win! Goodluck.
Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep
Nazi has recently won this competition, well done!
Results 1 to 10 of 12
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10-05-2010, 06:49 AM #1
Doctor...OH HA HA! - Ends 21st May
Last edited by Inseriousity.; 26-05-2010 at 06:08 PM.
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16-05-2010, 08:31 PM #2
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.come to my giveaway at 8pm on Thursday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROOM FULL OF FURNI
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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
hehe thats quite funny no or yes ?
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a king
What's your name?
Joe... why?
Oh you've gotta be Joe King!I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well, I borrowed it. I always meant to take it back. Oh, that box, Amy, you’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand-new and ancient and the bluest blue ever. And the times we had, eh? Would had…Never had. In your dreams, they’ll still be there. The Doctor and Amy Pond and the days that never came.
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17-05-2010, 03:16 PM #5
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together!
It's bad ino.
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Doctor, doctor i swallowed a bone
Are you choking?
No really i did!
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17-05-2010, 05:19 PM #7
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Necks please!
Hilarious.
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17-05-2010, 07:41 PM #8
Doctor Doctor, are you done with my prostate exam?
Well I am, the doctor will be here in a minute
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17-05-2010, 07:54 PM #9
Doctor! Doctor! How do I stop my nose from running
Stick your foot out and trip it up fool!
Will
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17-05-2010, 08:19 PM #10
Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a bridge!
What's come over you?
Well so far, 7 cars, 3 trucks and a lorry.
Hope you like it
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