[HxSS] Never-Ending Summer! - Ends 22nd August

[ChickenFaces]

My summer vacation's winding down as we speak. [Err, type.]
And I know we all dread going back to school... But what if summer didn't have to end?

Write a letter persuading your school to not open so that you can have a never-ending summer vacation! Be professional or witty, do whatever you'd like!

1st Place = 100 points, 1 HC Sofa + 20 rep
2nd Place = 75 points + 20 rep
3rd Place = 50 points + 10 rep

Please tell us your team for HxSS. If you're not in a team, you can join one by clicking here and picking a team!

[Glopy]

dear college,

we haven't met yet, and tbh im looking forward to coming to college, but a bit more time of school would be all fine and dandy, so listen up, i got the head master, in a headlock, and ill blow out hes brains unless you make it longer CA-PESH, either way ill still get longer of college because ill be excluded, so up to you x

soon-to-meet, callum x

[Dean]

Dear [my college name here ],

Unfortunately, I'm enjoying HxSS and I don't really want to get off my lazy ass and learn, but I guess I don't have to. Infact, I won't. How do you feel now? I could lack education and I'd end up NO WHERE IN LIFE. I'd blame it on the government, wouldn't you feel bad? You're the reason I haven't got any qualifications.

Give me an extra 6 weeks and I'll be there. Happy?

You better be.

Yours,

Dean

[iDices]

Dear School, Why not have a Never ending summer.. oh thats right because ur all *******.. ( I guess ill get a detention for that) Im Looking forward to go to school.. But thanks to you people HxSS will end when school started so why Not have a Never ending summer!! Just for this year and maybe next year we can start off By Idk Winter? Comprendo come on i know this Letter looks Immature but we Kids want to have more fun during summer.. you know more partys and stuff so really Have a Never ending summer would be Great.. Read this letter and if the Principal rejects it Make a Poll asking Kids to Vote!

Poll: Have Never ending summer Or Not?

Have a Never ending summer / -------------- 134
Start School right away -------------------45

Thats it so Far and we can really go ahead and look more kids want to have a Never ending summer!!

Oh wait whats that... 20 More Votes!!! to have a never ending summer? wow!

Have a Never ending summer / -------------- 154
Start School right away -------------------45

[Josh]

Dea... oh wait, my school never closed.

[soccerkid16]

Dear college

Unfortunately, my summer has been very short so i would like to let you know that i'm extending my summer till next year of this time i know its short notice and all, and we havent met yet but this is a great way for me to still figure out what i want to do in my life i know your sad and disappointed and all but look on the bright side you'll see me next year with a big smile on my face and an idea of what i want to do in my life

i'm sorry for any inconvenience and everyone but i cant wait to meet you guys next year

yours truly
max

HxSS Blue team

[StripedTiger]

(ive just finished sixth form incase theres any confusion)

Dear headmaster and board of governors,
I am writing in relevance to the summer ending and the new term beginning. Unfortunately for our school, the summer will not be ending and the term will not begin. If you attempt to open the school in September and end our summer, I'll blow it up :] end of.
Thank you

[KebabJuice]

Dear College

Noone wants to go back to your underachieving school
if you open again i will sue you for health and safety for rats in the cafeteria

best wishes
KebabJuice

[nathanb48]

Dear School !

I have had a wonderful holiday this term and think it is very upsetting how I have to come back. All the fun is about to be over and everyone returns to miserable mode. Let's face it , nobody likes school.

I was just walking down the sunny beach of the Caribbean when it struck my mind I have 1 day left . Why should I return to learning when I have had 14 years of it ! It is unfair and out of order how we have to come back.

After reading this letter you should feel what I feel and do this : Never stop Summer Breaks !

Thanks Your pupils

(Green Team FTW!)

[Samantha]

Dear New College
I am afraid to be the bearer of bad news, well bad news for you! As David Cameron is stopping some things to get more money I am afraid all schools should be closed for the foreseeable future. This may come to you as a shock, but it is clearly not my fault. The government have decided to make all the world equal and now you would have to pay a lot of money to send our children off to further education and secondary school. You may appeal, make petitions etc, but I am afraid it will not make a difference in this situation!
Good luck in future jobs! As all teachers will be fired!
Hey, I'm telling you early, beware.

David Cameron

GREEN