Five-O Oh No! - Ends 10th November

[ChickenFaces]

Here's the situation: You're driving along in your brand new car, hair flowing in the breeze, your little doggie yipping in the seat next to you, when you hear the sirens. You're getting pulled over. What are you going to do now?

For this competition, come up with a way to get out of a traffic ticket. Pull out all the stops, the best entry will win! Be creative, have fun, and good luck!

Prize: 10 credits + 10 rep
(kindly donated by Wiizzz)

[Kellie]

Offer the police a good time if they let you go lol.

[Conservative,]

Hi... Give me a ticket and I will take you to court for discrimination against disabled people. Thanks. Bye

[Eoin247]

I'm going to do this in script form.

E- Eoin (me) P- Police officer



E- Officer, as much as i'd like to accept that ticket, i cannot take it.

P- What exactly makes you think you have an option in this?

E- Well you see recently i became redundant from my job as a solicitor. I have 7 kids and in order to feed them i work all day from 7am - 6pm in a mexican guys secret marijuana field for half the minimum wage . In fact he often forces me to to go to local schools and sell the kids there some weed or else he says he will fire me. He abuses me a lot, that's how i got these scars on my arms see (shows officer scars). I also have a feeling he's sleeping with my wife actualy, i mean i saw them both naked in my bed. They said they were exchanging socks, so i could just be paranoid.

When i finish work at 7pm i have to drive home really fast to feed the kids, see now that's why i was speeding. Anyway once they are fed im off again at 8pm to do my night job. I work as a hitman for a local drug cartel. However business has been bad lately, i mean we're only getting through 2 people a week! Also my new hitman colleague Bob is really bad with guns, i mean he shot the wrong guy twice and so we ended up having to hide three bodies in a single goddamn night.

Whats worst of all is the drug cartel are forcing me to accept drugs as my wages now and i have kilos of the stuff in the boot of my car (gestures towards the boot). I suppose i could always sell it to the local teenagers around here. Haha kids these days too much money eh. I finish for the night usualy at 1am. Im so tired these days, i mean see that big dent on the bonnet? I ran over two grannies this morning, they are so inconsiderate, grannies walking across the road all slow like when im tired. So you see officer you can't give me the ticket im broke,tired and I have to feed my 7 kids.

P- I don't give two ***** what you do in your spare time buddy. Your taking this ticket...

E- Oh.... well..... erm

(ominous rumbling)

E- IMA FIRIN MY LAZER!!!!!
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

E- Teach you to try and give me a ticket

----FIN----

[Samantha]

I would say it was your own fault officer - you was speeding up behind me, so I did not want you to rear end me thus I drove faster.

[j0rd]

Hi, you dropped your gay card
-drive off

[Hayleigh]

WAIT HOW DID YOU CATCH UP WITH ME IF I WAS GOING TO FAST ;O

[:.JessLiu.:]

Officer: You have been issued with a ticket.

Driver: To see what?:S

Officer: A speeding ticket not a concert ticket.

Driver: Oh! I'm sorry if I was speeding and you caught up to me where's your ticket? You can keep that one for yourself officer. -Drives off-

[Josh]

Offer to buy Minecraft for them.

[bkps]

Police officer: You get a ticket for speeding
Me: But I'm not moving
Police: But you were
Me: Well, I was. You should have given me a ticket then
*Drives off*