Anti-Habbo A - Z

Forest-Law · 20-08-2005, 11:58 AM

A - Z of Habbo!!!

A - Annoying - especially when banned for a while. At least it gives some people 24 hours to get some real, non computer generated friends.

B - ******* and *****. Two of the many words filtered on Habbo(x).

C - Crying. The little buy cried when someone scammed him, and he lost a rubber ducky.

D - Ducky. (Rubber Ducks). Why????

E - Eggs.

F - Freaks. Reaks. Eaks. Aks. Ks. SSSSSSSSsssssssshhhhhhhhh.

G - Gay. Habbo and Runescape make love every Friday night at 10:32pm.

H - Harry. Harry is a 42 year old man. He has a small terrace house, complete with a windowless basement and bloodstained floor. Upstairs, he owns a computer. He regularly visits online chatrooms, his favourite being Habbo Hotel. He pretends he's 12 and talks to the many children, many children like you. Harry also owns a white van, a chainsaw and a coffin. Harry is a 42 year old pervert.

I - I go on habbo hotel. I'm special.

J - Joy. When the ickle boy bought habbo credits he felt this.

K - Kicked. Naughty ppl get kicked. They are bad. Bad is what they are.

L - Life. Some people have lives. Others do not.

M - Mushy peas.

N - No.

O - On the air. Off the air. On. Off. On. Off. Knife. Wrists.

P - Posting random posts which run through the alpahbet.

Q - Queen. The Queen visits habbo all the time. She can't get enough of it.

R - R U N E S C A P E. Another silly time waster. Habbo and Runescape will be having a fight behind the garden shed when they finsih watching The Lion King.

S - Silly Billys.

T - Talk to Harry.

U - Ukraine. Habbo makes the ukraninans happy.

V - Vorderman. Carol Vorderman.

W - Wallace killed himself becuase someone hacked his account. Wallace. Wallace.

X - XxX. Coming (?) Soon.

Y - You've read this far. Its ur special day.

Z - ZzZzZz. Sleep now, little child. It will be ok. And with that, Harry locked the door, walked casually upstairs and turned on his computer. Another child, he thought, that would be nice, nice is what that would be.