Big Brother

[David]

The normal Big Brother starts tomorrow night, and these are supposedly the housemates going in, according to Big Brother's bit on the side

• Housemate 1: Female from Bromley. Likes to climb trees. Likes to walk around naked with heels on around the house. Can do the limbo so well her head touches the ground.
• Housemate 2 – Male from North London, Enfield. Studying to be a therapist. Single. Would like to find a soulmate in the house. Can fit his entire fist in his mouth.
• Housemate 3 – Male, 22 from Chesire. Entrepreneur. Says he’s 150% Conservative. Considers himself upper-class. Has no sense of smell. Had the biggest hand at school and is yet to meet anyone with bigger hands.
• Housemate 4 – Female, 25 from Manchester. Not a girly girly . Hates talking about shopping and hangbags. Only takes 10 minutes to get ready.
• Housemate 5 – Male, 23 from Peckham, South London. Runs a record label and produces his own music. Claims he pulled Pixie Lott five years ago. Used to model for Baby Gap.
• Housemate 6 – Female, 18 from South Shields, North East. Obsessed with pink. Claims to have a gay chihuahua. Convinced she’s going to marry Dappy from N-Dubz.
• Housemate 7 – Female, 30 from London. Model and holistic healer. Describes herself as a different species and certainly not human.
• Housemate 8 – Male, 20 from Solihull. Fat people make him angry. He can mime sad songs in the mirror so well he can move himself to tears.
• Housemate 9 – Female, 28 from Wirral. Club hostess. Doesn’t often strip just gets paid for companionship. Has a walk-in-wardbrobe with hundreds of thousand pounds worth of clothes.
• Housemate 10 – Male, 28 from Windsor. Big animal lover. Recently saw a frog die in his next door neighbours pond. He picked it up and blew air back into it and brought it back to life.
• Housemate 11 – Female, 19 from Tamworth. A keen wrestler. She goes to the gym twice a day and eats six or seven times a day and spends all her money on food and protein.
• Housemate 12 – Male, 27 from Newcastle. Works out 6 days a week. Regularly Parties until 8am. His mum is his best pal.
• Housemate 13 – Female, 21 from Oxford. Says she speaks 5 languages. Can shake her bum so fast it looks like a blur.
• Housemate 14 – Male, 30 from Weston-Super-Mare. Cries everytime he gets his hair cut. Got more scout badges than anyone else by lying to his troop.

it's supposed to be Big Brother, not Freaks R US

[Jssy]

They sound... interesting

[dbgtz]

Is the celeb one over already?

[David]

Is the celeb one over already?

the final is on just now, it was only on for 3 weeks

[Special]

wanted amy to win tonight she came 4th

so excited for the proper big brother tomorrow!

[HotelUser]

Aww, I was hoping this would be retaining to the America Big Brother - it will be getting down to the final three tonight.

[Jordan]

I wanted Amy or Kerry to win

I saw those descriptions for the housemates on Bit on the side last night, sounded a bit weird but it would be good!

[Liam]

Are these legit descriptions?

[Jordan]

Are these legit descriptions?

Yes they were on CBB Bit on the side yesterday

[Liam]

Yes they were on CBB Bit on the side yesterday

Well I hope they turn out better than they sound!