Disaster! - Ends 17th November

[Mr-Trainor]

A lot of people have a routine every morning, whether it's to go to work, school, or college. I'm one of them, but I'm sure some of us know that not everything will go perfectly well on your journey! You could wake up late.. or someone else could be sitting in your seat on the bus. For this competition, tell me the worst thing which could happen to disrupt your morning routine. The most creative idea will win, good luck .


Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep.

[Jazz]

get egged by justin bieber

[blory]

Flying monkeys steal your alarm clock to be stolen by magic fish who eat you and they poo you out and you end up as a scientist.

[Andii]

morning sickness from being up the duff

[MultiKaching]

Be swallowed whole by a python only to be spit back out into a pile of manure and have horses and cows run over you and pigs eating off of you... I don't know about you, but that'd certainly upset my morning routine.

[Matt]

You wake up knowing its a monday morning. You walk downstairs and then remember that lastnight you were at a party. You only then realized your not in your own house and that your already running late for school as it it!

[beth]

waking up... in someone elses bed. fun times.

[Candyvomit]

Find a big pile of cat**** all over the floor. It takes time to clean, but if you leave it there, it's gonna stink, so obviouslly you are gonna scrub it from the mat, from the floor etc. Ugh, no.

[Zuth]

my bike to brake down on my paper round, i would have to push it round on foot...

[Blackberry..]

hot porrige gets spilt on you. by a nun.