Cheesy Chatups - Ends 6th October

[Sloths]

We were sitting in the help desk the other day and auffant1 was having a go at trying to chat up Ms.Aquamarine. It was quite entertaining and in fact he did have some very funny pick up lines but they were oh so very cheesy.

I want you all to have a go at chatting up Rosy with your best one liner.
May the best pick up line posted below win!

Prize: Rosy 5 credits + 10 rep

[Abrood]

Is that a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them.

[Cerys]

Heyy - I want you to have my kids. c: They're out in the car

[Foregetfuhl]

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

[WalshUK]

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you have fine written all over you

[Rcsiee]

Hi, nice legs. What time do they open?

[auffant1]

Cheesy? I don't think so. The ones I used were golden and she was all for it .

OT: Let me just set the mood here: It's late at night (1, 2 am). You're in a bar, talking with some friends. You're sipping your Dirty Martini and eventually you drink all of it. You walk over to the bar and ask the bartender for a refill. You're waiting for the drink when you feel a tap on your shoulder only to turn around and see the most beautiful looking girl in the world (Ms.Aquamarine of course ). Shes to you simply "What time is it? I forgot my watch." And this is where the pick up line comes in.

"O it's two-flirty and the date's with you and me."

If that fails you can always go up to her later and say the following:

You, "Crap. There is something wrong with my cell phone." Her, "What's wrong with it?" You, "It's just that.... you're not in it.