didn't know where to put this cos i'm not sure if it's current but heard about it a while ago and wasn't sure if it was true but googled it
http://www.anorak.co.uk/289852/stran...s-bottom.html/AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones. She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.Says Mandy, 25:“Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.”You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.He’sluckyhe got outalive…
omg lol...
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08-04-2013, 10:09 PM #1
lover finds dead cat beneath fat woman's bottom
Last edited by Matthew; 09-04-2013 at 07:49 PM.
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08-04-2013, 10:13 PM #2
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08-04-2013, 10:20 PM #3
I think I remember hearing about this, poor cat
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08-04-2013, 10:31 PM #4
Oh gawd, breaking news!
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09-04-2013, 12:24 PM #5
Oh wow.
RIP mr kitty
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09-04-2013, 12:26 PM #6
what on earth
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"My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing."
+o(+o(+o( probably not due to the cat
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amazing
looooOOOOOLMy boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbingLast edited by Yawn; 09-04-2013 at 01:36 PM.
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09-04-2013, 02:49 PM #9
no cat deserves this
anyway
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09-04-2013, 04:04 PM #10
this is actually really sad
I keep worrying that I'm gonna sit on my cat though considering he always sits exactly in the midle of the sofa and often hides so well
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