Steven Hawking went out on a date and when he came back, he had a black eye, 2 broken ribs, and a broken leg. The maid said 'bloody hell Steven, what happened'
He said 'she stood me up'
You lot must know some decent ones... anymore for anymore?
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Thread: Joke Thread
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15-04-2013, 07:02 PM #1
Joke Thread
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As I watched my newborn daughter sucking hungrily on her bottle, I had a really wicked idea...
But it turned out she doesn't have the lung capacity for syphoning petrol.
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15-04-2013, 07:08 PM #3
Oh that is badd! HAHA
Originally Posted by David
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15-04-2013, 07:17 PM #4
I just bought the brand new Indian version of Cluedo.
They all did it, in the bus, with a teenage girl.
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15-04-2013, 07:22 PM #5
id tell you a joke about a pizza but its too cheesy
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15-04-2013, 07:33 PM #6
doughn't make me laugh Originally Posted by dbgtz
that jokes so old it's getting crusty
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15-04-2013, 07:48 PM #7
Awhh that was cheese! Nice Originally Posted by dbgtz
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15-04-2013, 08:28 PM #8
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These jokes are all so sad, but they are actually making me laugh. Even more sad.
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15-04-2013, 08:37 PM #9
Got any? Originally Posted by LiquidLuck.
These jokes are all so sad, but they are actually making me laugh. Even more sad.
Two eggs were in a frying pan. One says its hot in here the other says holy crap a talking egg.
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15-04-2013, 08:40 PM #10
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I only know Portuguese jokes so no point in posting them. Originally Posted by Demi
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