TV Tales - Ends 19th November

[Samantha]

I was looking at stories about TV shows/movies I used to watch and some of the theories behind them are rather hilarious. Apparently, the Genie in Aladdin tells him that his clothes are "So 3rd century" yet the Genie has been trapped in a lamp for 10,000 years - this could only mean that Aladdin is set in the future in 10,400AD! That aside I wanted to know what crazy stories you could make up about things like that. For this competition, I want you to take a movie or a TV show and create a weird, yet wonderful tale about it. Make it funny, sad, whatever you want, the decision is up to you!

The best will win.

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Rugrats - Dead Baby Theory

We all know Angelica is a little nutty, but the Rugrats theory takes it to a whole new level. Get this — “The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s imagination. Chuckie died a long time ago along with this mother; that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time. Tommy was a stillborn; that’s why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live. The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or a girl, thus creating the twins.” Okay, well that potentially explains why Angelica can speak to both the adults and the babies.

Good Luck!

Prize: 10 credits + 15 rep

[Honor-Branch]

Rush Hour (series) - The Unfortunate One

Carter just wants to have a vacation and relax but Lee is always on his back. Carter just wants to get laid but Lee always needs to do his missions and save the world, and Carter has to do it also. One day, Carter snapped and kungfu-ed the hell out of Lee
and Lee died. Carter now is able to relax.

[Drake.]

Batman:

Bruce's parents don't get shot when he's a child and so Batman never comes to exist. Gotham is terrorised by criminals such as The Joker and so everyone moves to Metropolis where Superman has **** under control. The criminals of Gotham become bored of having nobody to terrorise and so give up on their lives of crime. Order is restored. Robin gets hit by a car. The movie is instead about Superman.

[Inseriousity.]

Dumbledore is Ron.
A genuine theory someone contocted.

PS HARRY POTTER IS A MOVIE SO THIS TOTALLY COUNTS

[bkps]

Charmed - The day the charmed ones turned evil!
So one day, Cole (Phoebe's ex husband who used to be the source of all evil and turned her evil but then they killed him) came back from the wasteland (he's a powerful demon, he can actually do that) and he decided that he wouldn't stop until he got Phoebe back. Didn't take him much, Phoebe had just broken up with another one of her temporary boyfriends and was feeling down and Cole was there to comfort her. While this happened, Paige was casting a spell so that she could get all of them to agree on the same thing which in her head was to stay away from Cole! Instead, they all channelled Phoebe's thoughts which was to be with Cole. So at this point, all the girls are in love with Cole yet only Cole is in love with Phoebe. Because Cole knows whats going on, he decides to take advantage of it and make the Charmed ones use their powers for evil and as he commanded, they did! And from then, the Charmed ones turned evil. However, Cole decided that he didn't like the girls with the powers they had! So he changed it up a little, with Phoebe getting Piper's powers, Piper getting Paige's powers and Paige getting Phoebe's powers. They had no idea how to control each other's powers but they had to learn and they had to learn quick if they wanted to defeat the Elders (the angels, the people who use their magic for good). While the girls learnt, Leo summoned Wyatt and Chris from the future (his sons) to help him get the girls back to good. The boys wrote a reversal spell and made a potion. They read the spell and got threw the potion at the girls and it exploded and they all realised what big mistake they had done .However, Phoebe was still in love with Cole so she stayed with him and without the power of 3, they couldn't take their normal powers back an they couldn't destroy Cole. Phoebe stayed with Cole and she stayed Evil and they had 2 children and they were both the most powerful Evil beings (Afterall, Cole became the source of all evil again and stayed that way)