Phlejabomenelogotitis - Ends 17th December

[lawrawrrr]

I'm stuck in hospital as I'm writing this, been waiting on a diagnosis for 2 days now! (that's Habbox dedication I swear down...). Thing is, doctors like to use a lot of weird words and throw around medical conditions that don't seem to make any sense at all!

I've had about 4 different suggestions of what might be up and I'm a bit fed up now. To keep me entertained, I want you to come up with your own medical disease, give it some sort of wacky name and tell me what the symptoms are!

The craziest (and most believable) one will win.

Prize: 10 credits + 15 rep
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[Liva]

Aw, I hope you're okay. I know what it's like to be waiting around for results and explanations and being sick just adds to the pile of stress. D:

Bubbliofractia:
The act of blood pooling under the skin, resembling bubbles.

Symptoms:
Purple/Blue, Red, Green/Yellow discolourations on bubbled skin. (Severity ranges from Purple/Blue being extreme, to Green/Yellow being mild and/or healing.)
Headaches,
Loss of appetite and/or energy,
Pale/drained face.
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bumtotitis .... this is a rare condition that involves .... diaheree , sneezing and doing backflips, eggy farts that can knock people out, sicky breathe that is horrible and it can also cause a limb to drop off !!!!!!!!!!!

[Bankai90]

Dephaxiphonia
- A rare disease that can cause blistering.
- The symptoms are:
a) It produce epidemus which separates from each other by leaving gaps.
b) The gaps become filled with fluid peel off leaving the skin raw and open to infection.
c) Area of infection is mouth, throat, lips and random places on the skin.
d) 90% of the infected die due to sepsis, multi-organ failure, or cancer that cause the disease.



Anyway, do get well soon, lawrawrrr.

[DJRianne-]

Cookieism
- If you had to many cookies you will get this disease
Symptoms are:
- You're head turns into the shape of a cookie
- all you can say is 'cookie'
- all you can eat... is an cookie
- all you can think of is cookies\

Poor little cookieguy

[Calum0812]

Habboxitus.

It's when you spend too much time on Habbox. Symptoms range from sleepless nights to severe trauma and brain damage.

[Drake.]

Alien Hand Syndrome - Where your hand takes on a MIND OF ITS OWN and repeatedly slaps you in the face!

Oh wait, IT'S REAL! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12225163