Green Eggs and Ham - Ends 16th January

[Sho]

'I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

If anyone is confused by the title of this competition and the quote from the poem up there then I will clear things up before anyone thinks I've lost the plot. Green Eggs and Ham is a poem written by Dr Seuss (an American writer, poet and cartoonist who is mostly known for his Children's books -- The Cat in The Hat and How The Grinch Stole Christmas, anyone?) and if you've read it then you'll know how bizarre the words are, if you've not read it then click here.

For this competition I'd like you to write a short poem about anything, but it needs to be written in the style of Dr Seuss. If you've not read his poems then click here to check some of them out.

May the best entry win!

Prize: 10 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

[TheJokerEffect]

She's checking our homework now,
I need to think fast ,
That assignment I didn't do,
the day before last.

[IzzyUhh]

The Monumentum tour is coming
Paramore & Fall out boy together
The excitement of which is becoming
They're touring america.


IDK FAIL ALALALLALA

[FlyingJesus]

...And presently I found myself in a place I don't exist
A fresh fruit dairy on the stars where all the men are sticks.
A woman formed of nothingness complains about her weight
And nearby pregnant willow trees are ready to dilate.
If a blade of grass should pass I'll call each its own name
For I'm no longer me myself to invite to the game.
Chance is dealt and choice is rolled within the walls of thieves
While just next door across the town the world begins to weep.
I wandered on through fields of wood to foil the paper chase
How little could I do for then my eyes were laid to waste.
Organs come and organs go in body church and grave
So bow down to the universe and it shall be your slave.

[!x!dude!x!2]

They are tame. Oh so tame!
They have come here to play.
They will give you some fun
On this wet, wet, wet day.

[Cassiieee]

I am sam, sam-I-am.
That Sam-I-am. That Sam-I-am. I do not like that Sam-I-am.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I dot not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

[Drake.]

The Owl

I cannot think how to answer this comp,
For this comp, an answer? I cannot think.
Hoot hoot, I'm wise, do what I say,
Shoned likes owls, so 10 credits she'll pay.

[jasean94]

"I love my love
As love should love
But you never love
As my love should love me."

Abdul Wahab