You are busting to take a ****, the kind that knows when you're almost at a toilet.. Do you take a dump at their house or not? Do you tell them what you're going to do?

You are busting to take a ****, the kind that knows when you're almost at a toilet.. Do you take a dump at their house or not? Do you tell them what you're going to do?
I'd avoid it at all costs but if I had to I'd just be quick enough so they don't question what took me so long.
Panic and do it in the middle of floor and blame the dog. If they don't have a dog, just blame "a" dog.
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i'd pretend i have a nosebleed and ask if i can use the bathroom to get cleaned up
i try not to go unless i really really really have to
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I don't really think it's happened at someone's house, I usually just run the tap just in case sometimes.
However, with my ex we went on holiday and basically the orange juice in the hotel goes through me so quickly and I thought, I need to tell him really as he's going to notice as it's just me and him. He said it was fine and he said he needed to as well anyway! So that was fine, and now we've broke up we've become so much more open about it, even as a joke for some reason.
I think it'd depend on the friend.
Nope
I've never felt the need to as if I'm stating at a friends house I'd always go at home before I go there
if I was dying though, still no as I can't use toilets in places other than home
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