What kind of sickness have you lied about so you wouldn't go to work/school?

What kind of sickness have you lied about so you wouldn't go to work/school?
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Diarrhea, gets them every time!
I've never actually lied about an illness to get off anything :0 I'm a good boy!
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I've left, but I still visit sometimes!
My mom would just call in saying I was ill.
I'm not perfect but I'll keep trying.
Nothing, I can an outstanding student with excellent attendance.
I used to pretend to have a sore throat in primary school and used laryngitis once with work since my job requires speaking I couldn't have gone in. I've also used diarrhea with work so they don't ask any more questions. They're just like "o ok dw!"
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