Tell your best joke

[Empired]

I'll start with my absolute fave all time joke that I tell at every party ok x

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous! I'm seeing a lot of new faces here this week and I have to say I'm very disappointed...

So share your favourite jokes!
Or even your worst joke

[-:Undertaker:-]

I like really dark humour (racism, sex, gay, celebrity, religion, nationality etc) so like this.

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What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of ******* going over a cliff.

What’s black and white and goes rolling along the boardwalk?
A ****** and a pigeon fighting over a chicken wing!

[Bloop]

My life

[James]

There were 3 men stranded on an island. They find a dead animal and decide to eat it, but couldn't decide how to divide it up.
The first man said: Well I support Liverpool, so I'll have the liver.
The second man said: I support Hartlepool so I'll have the heart.
The third man said: I support Arsenal, but I'm not hungry thanks.

[Earthquake]

Q: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
A: A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.